Wrestler. Sometimes I write jokes.

East London
Joined March 2009
Get ready to rumble! @LuchaBritannia and @SlayDuggee are bringing XMAS SLAYCATION on 28 Dec! Like Mexican Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Or can’t resist metal covers of family favourites like Baby Shark, Stick!, and SpongeBob! 🦈🍍 This is the show for YOU! 😄 🎟️ bit.ly/XmasSlaycation_indigo
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Seasons greetings at this magical time of year 🎄🥰
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SAQUON BARKLEY JUST BACKWARDS HURDLED OVER A GROWN MAN 🚨
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FUG retweeted
Oh sure, you all celebrated Halloween yesterday, but how often have you acknowledged All Saints day? Never ever
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The Longlegs one kills me. 😂 #Halloween
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The UK Northern Lights
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FULL-TIME: Benfleet 2-1 Little Oakley fwp.co/uJAmP9
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It is Astounding Spiteful Arrogance Day! 🎉
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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FULL-TIME: Benfleet 3-2 Halstead Town fwp.co/z6GmS9
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Reposting my greatest ever work. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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Welsh Pitbull hell yes
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"I've done my duty, now GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS"
Jack Karlson, the man made famous for his arrest while enjoying a Succulent Chinese Meal, has died. He was 82.
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FULL-TIME: Benfleet 6-3 Ilford fwp.co/3xATwb
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‼️FIRST GAMES AT WOODSIDE STADIUM‼️ Check out your new local community stadium at Benfleet Football Club! First three fixtures now confirmed… 1️⃣ @woodfordtownfc – 3pm, Sat 27th July 2️⃣ @IlfordFC1881 – 7:45pm, Tues 30th July 3️⃣ @EmiratesFACup – 3pm, Sat 3rd August
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The "homemade limoncello" video is up there with the very best of the internet. 4 years later and I still laugh at it on every play.
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