Wrestler. Sometimes I write jokes.

East London
Joined March 2009
Minus 14 grand on the chase! We are finished
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Just realised I don't have a 2025 calendar in my office so I suppose I HAVE to order a Chinese tonight.
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Get ready to rumble! @LuchaBritannia and @SlayDuggee are bringing XMAS SLAYCATION on 28 Dec! Like Mexican Wrestling 🤼‍♀️, Or can’t resist metal covers of family favourites like Baby Shark, Stick!, and SpongeBob! 🦈🍍 This is the show for YOU! 😄 🎟️ bit.ly/XmasSlaycation_indigo
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Right, back to work everyone
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Christmas isn't officially over until you've reset all your parents passwords and security questions
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Can Gromit win an Oscar?
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Credit where it's due, he man marked me all through the lamb prep and didn't give me an inch while making the salmon. He's put in a performance on the day and got results.
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Hey @nickjonas In "Introducing me" from Camp Rock 2, when you sing "I like it when the moon looks like a toenail", do you mean a full nail, like a waxing gibbous, or a clipping, like a crescent?
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It's a Festivus for the rest of us
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Seasons greetings at this magical time of year 🎄🥰
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Live scenes from Tesco
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I may come across as a sophisticated gentleman, but I'm at my happiest eating a Tesco Meal Deal on a Premier Inn
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Oops, took a wrong turn on my run
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Woke up in the night and sneezed. Not been able to move my neck since. Getting old is fun.
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Real Madrid look terrible #LIVRMD #cham
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