~~ The Real Deal ~~ - Just a roleplay / parody account. The actual Real Deal is over at @/ZaydaSteel - 18+ writer, MDNI

R e a l D e a l

~ Leave me alone ~

JACY MY GOAT!!

Well hello there.

I don’t want to waste the weekend. If you don’t love me, pretend for a few more hours, and then its time to go

I make good points from time to time.

You know what? You’re right. Take me away, Mike Wazowski.

Yeah but then it invites its friends over and now you got a gang of monsters under your bed.

People who can sleep with their foot hanging off the bed are true psychopaths. What if the monster grabs you??

Gimme!

It was my birthday and not one person bought me a mansion and a tiara. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Respectfully

My head hurts. Just decapitate me already.

BALD! BALD! BALD!

Hi @thrustndeep !! I’m Z a y d a, which I’m sure you know. I’m the brightest star that @EterniaProWres has ever seen! Write my name down! Learn it, love it. I like your vibe, I do. We could be friends after this and I’ll let you carry my championship once I win. Ok, thanks bye!

They will see us waving from such great heights.

Face of an angel

My head hurts and my sleep schedule is fucked.

I miss Japan.