Hasley Susan Knox: Still hasn't slept Crisp connaisseur Face Card for DAYS Hyper Active Music Otter Possibly a variant of Emma Frost NNNNNEEEERRRRRDDDDDD Actual Slacker Genious Definitely forgotten SOMETHING Knees people in the face for money Still hasn't found that damn sword

Not honestly sure? One of the Paige-Davis-Diamond-Steele-Mabobs?

It's still a best of three, so at most it would be a tie, if I wanted to spend yet another week slackin' you off. So, like, attention to detail lackin', E for effort, swimfan.

Watch this for Faye and Bia, if Bia doesn't inexplicably hate me this week.

Yay Lemon!....Listen, the real challenge here is goin' to be findin' three weeks' worth of things to say about Vanessa Paige. Oh well, better wrap this up in two then, huh?

Potato, potato, you get the one, and you go to the back of the line. No whinin'. No matter what. Alls fair.

Oh, yeah, well, that's fine. Come try, and when you fail you don't get 17 more chances in a row like you did for the Gold Standard, yeah? One, and done. Unless you beg Rhodes for another contender's match.

Kitty, kitty, listen. I know you've done a lot to try and make me your boggie man, but I prefer disco, yo, so I'm just not into it.

Congrats to Bia and Faye, proud of you, Faye. Like I knew they would, they did. I kept my title, of course I did. The Syndicate rules, I mean what I say, and I say what I mean.

Oi @MortuaryAddams, are you up for some interruptin' people's plans shenanigans?

Hope lettin' everyone know she's on the prowl.

Helena, you're the Grand Slut, and you leave trails of devastated, satisfied ladies. Why do you slut shame people? Well, strawman I made up, it's not as if I believe any of what I'm sayin. I come from British upper crust. I know about 5 billion ways to call someone a slag.

//Let's be real, we're all ok if I don't photoshop that Death Becomes Her tattoo on every time, for every picture. You all get the basic point, and Helena's a sheet ghost this month anyway.

Climbing out the back door, didn't leave a mark. No one knows it's you, Miss Jackson. Found another victim, but no one's gonna find Miss Jackson...