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Cheer up fourth grade girls- if you’re in the hospital giving birth, that means you’re not in the classroom getting shot.
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Not sure how to feel about this Amazon Union thing. On one hand, America’s 2nd largest employer experiencing record profits might have to treat workers with basic human dignity, on the other hand when I get high & order a frisbee, it might come to my house in 3 days instead of 2
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Ted Cruz is the neediest human being I've ever seen in my life and I spent my 20s doing open mics
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I went to The Tenement Museum where you can see the living conditions of Jewish immigrants in 1800’s NYC and it was the nicest apartment I’ve ever seen
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Comedy clubs: if you implement a vaccine requirement heckling will go down by 99%
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Saying, "I'm just a moron," or, "It just seems to me," while presenting an argument is fallacious. It's a way of absolving oneself of responsibility for an argument while trying to win it.
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We don’t think it would be a good idea to move to Disney town but if anyone builds a father john misty community we will buy the whole lot
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The Gilded Age takes place in an America that still remembers the Civil War, a time when Black people in New York were in constant danger of white people looking at them with surprise for a second
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Men have called me intoxicating. Well they’ve called me toxic, which, when ingested, is the same thing
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GOP Fun Quiz! Which picture shows people "engaged in legitimate political discourse"?
Take your time! It's harder than it looks. Remember: the ones silently kneeling for a couple of minutes are Black.
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My dog died on Friday and I'm glad he got to see the Sopranos three times before he died.
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While my son was being born today i told the nurses "it's like reverse sex!" anyway they wont let me see the baby






















