PUT AUTISTIC PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE TRAINS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I'm so sad I bleed tears. I'm so hotdogs I bleed mustard. 😔

Now that my parents are retired, they're trying to find new hobbies. I think they should get into active listening so they can remember a single thing about me.

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a stay-at-home bartender.

Dating in LA introduces the concept of marriage being a spectrum.

The satisfaction of throwing something perfectly into the trash from far away as a blind person 😌

Excited to see You Can See Everything when I can't see anything.

The audacity of waiters to assume I don't need a menu because I'm blind. I want to try to read it and give up and just order the chicken!

Autistic people should never be from Boston

No one wants to take the blind girl to the movies. 😭

Watch this special!, t is so good!

The branding for the Sixties Scoop is off. It sounds kind of quaint. We should call it what it is, "The 1940s-90s Mass Kidnapping of Indigenous Children in order to commit Cultural Genocide" but I guess that doesn't have the same ring to it.

Oct. 12 is the anniversary of the day Columbus reached the Americas. Shouldn't Inidgenous People's Day be the day before Colukmbus Day? You know, to celeverate the last day we were free from genocide?

I'm making a publc announcement that I have Type 2 Diabetes, so if you do anything too sweet, I will die. Be a fucking asshole for my health.

Just because I'm blind doesn't mean I can't enjoy vaping indoors!

Coming out as diabetic to my parents and they are more upset than when I told them I'm bisexual.

Superkalifragilistic-ketoacidosis

I'm so depressed about being diagnosed with diabetes. I want to drink until my feet get tingly 😭

The first thing I did after my doctor told me I have diabetes was to google whether I can take kratom with insulin. It's inconclusive.

I've found that the best way to stop ruminating over being blind is to get diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes.