“A large crisis requires a large plan... get me two pencils and pair of underpants”

Joined May 2011
I found a disposable camera at Glasto! I’ve had it developed and I’d love to find these people and reunite them with their photos! @TheGlastoThingy @Glastopia @glastobation @glastonbury @wheresmytent_ @glasto_cast
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FannieMac retweeted
Anyone who’s gone in Gate A at Glastonbury picked up the wrong bag? We’ve got yours if you can come back and swap #Glastonbury
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The official Glastonbury 2025 app is available now! Download the free app, powered by @vodafoneuk, to get live Festival updates, an interactive map & to create your own personalised line-up planner - inc the opportunity to connect your @spotify account and get artist recommendations. Plus there are new ways to connect with friends and share your line-ups, map pins and daily step count. iPhone: glas.to/ios25app Android: glas.to/android25app
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FannieMac retweeted
I’m very embarrassed from all the compliments! Thank you, but I will always think of myself as a tubby tabby with a blotch on my nose and someone else’s leg!
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🎟 TICKET COMPETITION 🎟 Win 2 tickets to Glastonbury 2025 by designing a temporary tattoo! Important to note after last year's shenanigans, the design should "be your own work, and not produced using generative AI." #Glastonbury wateraid.org/uk/win-glastonb…
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Which of the following are you apparently never more than 10 metres from at Glasto..? 😉👇 #Glastonbury 😎
2%A) A Bar
7%B) A flag
55%C) A Scouser
37%D) All of the above
275 votes • Final results
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Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2025 line-up poster. Many more acts and attractions still to be announced. Poster: @StanleyDonwood
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Happy lineup day, one of the most exciting in the Glasto calendar 🥲. Sympathies to employers this morning #Glastonbury #Glasto
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Pretending to care in the work meeting when you log off for Glasto in 4 hours
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The full line-up for Glastonbury 2024 is here - with set times! Head to glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/l… to see it. Plus our official app launches this week! Artwork by @StanleyDonwood
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FannieMac retweeted
It’s that time of the year again! #Glastonbury 🎟️ 🍫
🎟 TICKET COMPETITION 🎟 The @TonysChocoUK_IE chocolate bar competition is back for 2024. Get yourself along to your local Oxfam (if they stock it) and go full Willy Wonka. #Glastonbury
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Want to win a chance to go to this years' SOLD OUT Glastonbury festival? Why not stop by and pick up a limited edition 'TONY'S CHOCOLATE BAR' where you can win yourself two tickets. ON SALE FROM TODAY!! #WIN #GLASTONBURY #OXFAM
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"Even when you're not sure the line-up's gonna work, the history is the thing it's got over most. A lot of people go and don't see a band, there's so much to do. It's what I imagined it should be like at a festival" - Serge Pizzorno, Kasabian #Glastonbury 😎
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Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2024 line-up poster. Many more acts and attractions still to be announced. Tickets for this year's Festival are sold out, but our prize draw for 20 pairs is raising emergency funds to support people affected by conflict, at glas.to/2024draw
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Really kind of Foo Fighters to stand in for The Churnups.👍 Everyone says Dave Grohl is the nicest man in RocknRoll & he really is. #Glastonbury23
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This year's @theatre_circus flashmob dance tutorial is here! Watch the video, learn the moves and get dancing to Rick Astley's Saturday performance on the Pyramid Stage.
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Animal tests for make-up ingredients to resume after a 25 year ban It’s hard to believe that this is true, it’s so horrendous, outrageous and unnecessary Shame on humanity for turning back the history books for superficial adornment #RespectAllLife express.co.uk/news/uk/176697…
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So a Tory Government who claimed that Brexit would improve animal welfare has now allowed cosmetic companies to return to animal testing on beagles such as these to comply with EU law. It’s the final betrayal & disgrace from a bunch of incompetent liars
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Sunak can badmouth 'the member for Islington North' every week between now and Christmas. But it's not Jeremy Corbyn's fault your mortgage is going up £500 a month, is it?
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