“A large crisis requires a large plan... get me two pencils and pair of underpants”

Joined May 2011
I dreamt I was following a giant mechanical turtle through the Circus field, surrounded by dancing sea creatures, singing along to Disco 2000 at 1am… 🐢🦞 🐠 🦐 🪩 Oh wait… #Glastonbury
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I found a disposable camera at Glasto! I’ve had it developed and I’d love to find these people and reunite them with their photos! @TheGlastoThingy @Glastopia @glastobation @glastonbury @wheresmytent_ @glasto_cast
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Bye bye, Glasto 😢 Loved EVERY minute 🤩🩷💃🏻❤️☀️🧡🤘🏼💛🎪💚🍻🩵🎸💙⛺️💜 🌅 If we’re lucky, we’ll see you again in 2027 #glastofanniemac🦩 #fannieflamingo🦩 #fanniemac #glastofannie #glastonbury2025 #glasto2025 #glastonbury #glastonburyfestival #glasto #glastofest
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Bloomin’ hot today had to get my servant to mist me… while we called in at the Cider Bus before John Fogerty (will Dave G show??) #glastofanniemac🦩 #fannieflamingo🦩 #fanniemac #glastofannie #glastonbury2025 #glasto2025 #glastonbury #glastonburyfestival #glasto #glastofest
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Never been so close at the Pyramid and to see Alanis & Biffy from there, just wow🤩 #glastofanniemac🦩 #fannieflamingo🦩 #fanniemac #glastofannie #glastonbury2025 #glasto2025 #glastonbury #glastonburyfestival #glasto #glastofest
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Edd the duck living his best life at Alanis Morissette @duckeddthe #glastonbury #alanis #alanismorissette
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FannieMac retweeted
Anyone who’s gone in Gate A at Glastonbury picked up the wrong bag? We’ve got yours if you can come back and swap #Glastonbury
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#glastonbury always restores faith in human nature: my mum dropped her phone tonight somewhere in one of the campervan fields & someone not only handed it in but charged it a bit so that we could call it to claim it 🥹 🌈 thank you, Glasto stranger 🙏🏼
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The official Glastonbury 2025 app is available now! Download the free app, powered by @vodafoneuk, to get live Festival updates, an interactive map & to create your own personalised line-up planner - inc the opportunity to connect your @spotify account and get artist recommendations. Plus there are new ways to connect with friends and share your line-ups, map pins and daily step count. iPhone: glas.to/ios25app Android: glas.to/android25app
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FannieMac retweeted
I’m very embarrassed from all the compliments! Thank you, but I will always think of myself as a tubby tabby with a blotch on my nose and someone else’s leg!
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🎟 TICKET COMPETITION 🎟 Win 2 tickets to Glastonbury 2025 by designing a temporary tattoo! Important to note after last year's shenanigans, the design should "be your own work, and not produced using generative AI." #Glastonbury wateraid.org/uk/win-glastonb…
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Which of the following are you apparently never more than 10 metres from at Glasto..? 😉👇 #Glastonbury 😎
2%A) A Bar
7%B) A flag
55%C) A Scouser
37%D) All of the above
275 votes • Final results
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