Rumored to have once eaten an entire poodle in 4 minutes on a drunken dare.
Lincoln, NE
Joined November 2008
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Dave Furstenau retweeted
There's a new twenty-four hour channel, it's called The Golf Channel. It shows golf twenty-four hours a day.
Except for between 2 A.M. and 3 A.M., when it shows The Byron Allen Show.
Dave Furstenau retweeted
We're a hit! See my award-winning play I'M CONNECTICUT at the Ivoryton (CT) Playhouse!
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Dave Furstenau retweeted
If anti-American robber-barons (like @elonmusk ) REALLY cared about election integrity, they'd focus on full verifiable election AUDITS. The threat isn't Pedro risking prison to steal 1 vote -- it's tech-savvy, uber-rich moguls flipping a switch to steal a hundred thousand votes.
Dave Furstenau retweeted
Arkansas?? Seriously??? You can buy THE WHOLE STATE with that kind of cash. Horrible place to live and always ranked at the bottom of state rankings. #powerball #lottery #whatawaste
Dave Furstenau retweeted
Seems the agency tasked with scrubbing files were as competent as the felon who ordered the scrubbing.
justice.gov/multimedia/Court…
Dave Furstenau retweeted
🚨 EPSTEIN FILES: UNREDACTED FILES SHOWS BRIBERY AND PAYOFFS TO SILENCE VICTIMS AND WITNESSES.
DOJ used Adobe to redact some files that can be undone by copying/pasting & searching.
Here they are: justice.gov/multimedia/Court…
Dave Furstenau retweeted
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of The Amazing Kreskin, born George Kresge, at the age of 89. Performing for all of you brought immense joy to his life, and it was something he deeply cherished. The family kindly asks for privacy during this difficult time.
Dave Furstenau retweeted
The biggest scam and lie on earth: We have to cut social security because it "costs too much."
Social Security is the only program that has its own funding stream and trust fund. Social Security doesn't cost too much. Billionaires are just anxious to rob it for themselves.
Dave Furstenau retweeted
Elon Musk wants to end social security. This bastard has never in his life had to put anything aside for his retirement, but he wants to take away what we WORKED FOR our entire lives . F**K YOU MUSK, we EARNED it . It’s ours. Keep your f**king hands OFF BITCH.
Dave Furstenau retweeted
Fuck Elon Musk who the fuck are you suggesting to eliminate Social Security and Medicare I don't give a fuck if you are a billionaire what right do you have you are an immigrant from Africa you should be deported back to your country so fuck you Elon Musk
