Rumored to have once eaten an entire poodle in 4 minutes on a drunken dare.
Lincoln, NE
Joined November 2008
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You ever have that ONE fly in the house that makes buying a bazooka sound entirely reasonable? – at Lincoln, NE
“So, I was riding in Iowa and I made a speech there and I passed a gas station -- one dollar and ninety-five cents [$1.95] a gallon. I passed another station -- one dollar and eighty-five cents [$1.85] a gallon.”
AT THE 1:32:50 MARK: youtube.com/watch?v=Cm48GuA0…
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Mr. @hwinkler4real !!!
Any inside news on why "#Barry" hasn't been released on DVD/BluRay? (excepting the 1st season) It can't be some sort of marketing ploy -- @HBO is great about releasing their top shows.
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The fatal flaw in President Butthurt Sundowner's bullshit narrative about Chinese election meddling is the very notion that China wanted tRump to lose.
#TrumpSpeech #BidenWonIn2020 #PresidentPantload
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One of the funniest guys out there!
My new travel book is out!
BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL!
Funny stories and 100+ color photos!
amazon.com/dp/B0H3BDMGFP?ref…
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Binge-watching "The Librarian" -- the 3 TV movies and the series from 20 years ago(!) Leans toward Cheez Whiz, but executed with such sincerity, imagination, and full-goose fun that I was quickly captivated. PLUS ... if @clydekusatsu shows up, I KNOW I'm gonna love it!
