Clearly she is going to live in the countryside offering apples to local villagers.

Hey checking in on this since you clearly are so passionate about this cause:

"Needs of the USA" Account based in West Asia, checks out.

I am confused, are they implying it was accurate and are trying to coerce you from spreading that information? That's incredible, congrats on the scoop!

I heard whining about the male loneliness epidemic and it is just guys telling other guys not to date a huge majority of women. That checks out. Follow this guy's advice and kiss a homie instead.

When asked for comment Prime Minister Mario replied: Yippee yahoo and did two backflips.

I have some startling news, video footage shows the attackers were white. The Empire has declined to comment at this time.

Has to be a typo, likely prayed with a rabbit.

Local Arkansas idiot complains to shovel company about the size of the hole she dug, keeps digging anyways.