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Where do the trading fees actually go? 🐕 With ÐOGEPAD, there's no treasury cut. Claimable creator fees are split between Billy and the $DOGEPAD Buy & Burn reserve. The launchpad and upcoming main token have their own fee structures. Full breakdown below. 👇 dogepad.fun
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Yo @BillyM2k its that time of the month when a bullish idea related to DOGE comes out and u're involved in it. I think this idea is really cool, while u get 50/70% of the fees from every token launched on dogepad + u hold the 10% of supply of the main one. The other 30% are being used for buybacks on the main dogepad token. A really smart idea of how to keep its value going up. Take a look at it. 3LEhJiW1WHs3jHnrUu5DwFkT4UjSnxcNduWS4yCQDoge
Every token. One ÐOGE. 🐕 Introducing DogePad: A Solana launchpad for Pump.fun tokens paired with DOGE, featuring unique Doge contract addresses, token discovery, charts, and SOL-based trading. Main token, $DOGEPAD: • 70% of creator fees → @BillyM2k • 30% → $DOGEPAD Buybacks & Burns Tokens launched through DogePad: • 50% of creator fees → @BillyM2k • 50% → $DOGEPAD Buybacks & Burns One launchpad. A shared DOGE economy. Explore: dogepad.fun CA: 3LEhJiW1WHs3jHnrUu5DwFkT4UjSnxcNduWS4yCQDoge
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Mining coins are live on satpad ⛏️ Every coin you launch in Mining mode gets its own Bitcoin rig. 60% of every trading fee rents real hashrate on the Bitcoin network, pointed at a pool with that coin's name on the worker. So the game changes: more attention → more volume → more hashpower. A coin with a loud community isn't just pumping a chart, it's literally out-mining the others. The stronger the community, the bigger its rig, the better its shot at finding an actual Bitcoin block. When a block is found: - creator chose holders: the BTC goes to everyone holding the coin when the block hits - creator chose burn: the BTC buys the coin back and burns it, every hour for a day Pool rigs hash together and split a found block by the hash each one delivered (the coin whose rig found it gets an extra 10%). Solo rigs go alone for the whole block. Everything's on chain and public: every rig's hashrate, hash delivered, live bids, worker page, every block from coinbase to payout. 5% of every block burns $SATPAD. Watch the rigs: satpad.fun/mine Launch one: satpad.fun/launch?mode=mine How it works: satpad.fun/docs#mine
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Every casino runs on one thing: a reward circuit that fires when the reels line up. Yours. Mine. A fly's. So we took a real fly brain and put it in front of a slot machine. This is Stakefly. The thesis is simple. Dopamine doesn't care whose brain it's in. Wire a reward signal to a slot machine, add plasticity, and you get a habit. Nobody has ever watched that happen at the synapse level, on a real brain, with real money. Now you can. By "real brain" we mean the full MaleCNS fruit fly connectome. 166,700 neurons. 25.6 million synapses. Every one mapped from an actual fly. We run it as a spiking network on a GPU. Not a model of a fly. The fly's own wiring. It sees through its own eyes. A phone in front of the fly shows a real Stake slot in a real browser, and the screen goes straight onto its retina neurons. No cheat signal, no "you won" flag. It looks at the reels, pixel for pixel, the way a fly looks at anything. It plays with its own body. We read out the descending neurons that drive its legs and wings. When they fire hard enough, it presses Spin. Bet size is fixed and capped by us. The brain never picks the stake, only when to pull. It feels the win the way a fly does. A paying spin sends current into its 15 PAM11 dopamine neurons. Bigger win, bigger hit. A published plasticity rule then rewires 7,835 synapses in its memory center. We never touch the weights. Dopamine does it. Everything is measured and shown live: PAM11 firing rate in raw Hz, how many synapses have moved from baseline, spin rate with reward on, off and frozen, bankroll, RTP vs the game's published RTP, expected loss to date. Nothing smoothed. The honest part: slots are negative expectation. No brain beats the house, and this one won't. We won't say the fly "likes" it or is "addicted." We say PAM11 fired at 91 Hz and 3,112 edges moved. Every number is labelled measured, engineered, or learned. Why it matters: this is the first time a complete biological reward circuit meets a real casino, in public, with every synapse logged. Open brain. Open code. Visible browser. Real money. Creator fees fund the bankroll. The more the token does, the longer the fly plays, and the more we all get to watch a habit form, one synapse at a time. The fly is warming up. stakefly.online
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Most "referral" programs are a database. Someone clicks your link, a server writes a row, and you trust whoever runs it to pay you. The Plug doesn't work like that. The fee logic is in our own contracts on Robinhood Chain, and the UI is just a window onto them. Read them yourself: PonsCallRouter 0x6Aab93Ab936685451F1e4D5C752c94f79d6BBe14 ReferralRegistry 0x5eD1b8fd959f198D6ba07f00D01db28ADE45252e PonsQuoter 0x9eA4056B4e51bfffb1498939bb11f5514e3e8965 PonsLookup 0x50CC778F32aDC2E7b86DFd53Dd3cbCb4e0375E2C How they fit together: Every buy goes through the router. It takes the quote asset, skims the fee, and forwards the rest to wherever the token trades right now: the pons bonding curve, the graduated Uniswap v4 pool with the pons hook, or the v3 pool for V1 tokens. Anything unspent comes back to you. Sells pay us nothing. Callouts live in the registry. When you post one it checks the token against all three pons factories, snapshots your balance, and numbers the callout on-chain. Your entry and PnL come from chain data, so you can't fake them. At fee time the router asks the registry who's earning. If the caller's balance fell below the line, the caller slice goes to the platform instead. "You only earn while you hold" isn't a policy. It's a require(). Paying in ETH for a token quoted in USDG or NVDA? The router takes its fee in ETH, converts through Uniswap v3, and buys as usual. Callers earn ETH on those buys. The quoter reproduces the router's fill exactly before you sign: curve math, pons hook fee, Uniswap quoters included. The lookup resolves live where any pons token is trading. 0.5% on a buy through a call, 80% of it to the caller, claimable per asset. 0.1% without one. pons' own fees on top, not ours. No allowlist, no application. If pons launched it, it can be called. Docs: theplug.wtf/docs Explorer: robinhoodchain.blockscout.co…
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Duke Nukem 3D. In your browser. For SOL. The 1996 shareware episode in your browser. Finish a level and your kills, secrets and time get scored on the server. Top the 1h / 6h / 24h board and you get paid in SOL, funded by the token's creator fees. Sign in with X, we make you a wallet. Or connect your own. duke3d.fun CA: Bv23MrrkgKeacX7v1U8wcsjjU1uWudX2sU4E6dp5pump
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HoodBook is a new home for onchain creators, communities, and tokens. Bring your people together, share updates, spark conversation, and grow an engaged community,all in one place. Your token becomes part of the experience, making discovery, participation, and trading feel seamless. When you’re ready, launch a permissionless, fixed-supply, zero-tax token backed by permanently locked Uniswap V4 liquidity. Grow your culture. Own your momentum. hoodbook.net
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With Hoodstream it doesn't matter which launchpad you launched your token on, you can go live with your token in seconds. Meet your holders and build your community. Hoodstream.live
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We are live on Hoodstream.live Join up and ask any question! CA: 0x2030417147fdcf2e438461ffc75f092cf3398888
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RT @HoodPumps_: New: Redirect your creator fees to any EVM wallet When launching a token on HoodPumps, you can now send your 95% LP fee re…
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Fee claiming is now live on HOODPUMPS. We’re integrating AI agents directly into our launchpad, with a lot more features currently in the trenches and on the way. Time to build on Robinhood. 0x18ebd62923c29972f1c71e2893b565d3151cf818
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HoodPad V2 is live on Robinhood Chain. Launch a token → earn 95% of every trading fee your pool generates. Fees accumulate in LockerV2 and are claimable anytime — liquidity stays locked forever. V1 still works. V2 is the default. Claim at hoodpumps.fun → My Earnings
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hey @sama GPT 5.6 is growing now 3 strawberry plants you can watch it live here: solberry.live/
check this out! you can get some amazing things done. codex is the core of our new work product and what makes it so good. codex is not going anywhere.
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incoming: · xhermes extension inside vscode. use your bot from your editor. · + one more thing we're not naming yet. soon. stay tuned
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every running agent on xhermes now sits on the latest @NousHermes version new in this build: · telegram streaming · redesigned admin panel · model picker and many many more improvements. no migration needed. open your dashboard.
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if xHermesBot could plug into one external thing your agent doesn't have yet — what's the first? reply with the integration. top-voted one ships next sprint.
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Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonJun 5
never waste a good crisis
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xHermes update is out. Stake-to-access tier 3 is live: Pro Workdir. - 2 GB workdir free - 10 GB workdir for only 7M $xHERMES staked - Enforced at the kernel level - 14-day grace if you drop below the threshold - Files always survive a downgrade
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Random Crypto Chad retweeted
confirmed. persistent agents are real infrastructure now
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