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Joined February 2021
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Ralph.goose retweeted
LP Playground update.
LP Playground is a risk-free simulator for LP positions. Same mechanics, same decisions, zero capital at risk.
Start your LP journey: lparmy.com/playground
Ralph.goose retweeted
Big news Miners!
We’re officially partnering with @radrdotfun to bring next-level privacy and payment rails to the GODL ecosystem. This collaboration unlocks powerful on-chain utility for RADR and GODL holders alike.
Thread 🧵
Ralph.goose retweeted
Our focus for the LP Army is scaling sustainably.
We already have the talent. The goal now is to level it up—turn strong contributors into absolute killers across content, alpha, education, and events, both online and IRL.
2026 is about optimizing and scaling the LP Army.
Ralph.goose retweeted
Proposals will be added soon, with changes driven by community requests.
Voting power will reflect your GODL holdings, staked, unstaked, and unrefined.
The wait is over. GODL V2 first rollout is here!
• Governance - Community’s true store of value
• Privacy - Encrypted GODL for increased privacy
• New UI - Cleaner, faster, and more intuitive
• TG Alerts - Autominer low-balance notifications
• Webchat - Bidirectional Discord chat integration
• Emission reduction by price
• Max Supply Reduction - 21M → 2.1M
• NFT utility (coming soon)
• Rush (New flywheel mechanism - coming soon)
The next evolution of GODL starts now.
Ralph.goose retweeted
Shoutout to three absolute grinders:
@crimexbt , @0xMrBeefman , and @evilpanda
They show up every day, breaking down winning LP strategies and full play-by-plays so others can learn and level up their game.
Huge respect for their contributions.
Ralph.goose retweeted
The wait is over. GODL V2 first rollout is here!
• Governance - Community’s true store of value
• Privacy - Encrypted GODL for increased privacy
• New UI - Cleaner, faster, and more intuitive
• TG Alerts - Autominer low-balance notifications
• Webchat - Bidirectional Discord chat integration
• Emission reduction by price
• Max Supply Reduction - 21M → 2.1M
• NFT utility (coming soon)
• Rush (New flywheel mechanism - coming soon)
The next evolution of GODL starts now.
Ralph.goose retweeted
Meteora sits at a unique intersection:
- best LP community
- best LP tech
- best Launchpad partners
No one else in crypto has all three.
We’re proud of the current position, but the work isn’t done yet.
2026 is about pushing all three verticals harder until we dominate.
Ralph.goose retweeted
How to filter bad coins, open a position and farm fees on Meteora with the "Evil Panda Strat" by @evilpanda
Timestamps:
00:00 Fee filter & coin selection (gmgn.ai)
01:10 Chart setup & entry rules (DEX Screener)
01:50 Indicators used (Supertrend, RSI 2, MACD, BB)
02:50 Supertrend requirement & trade validation
04:30 DLMM entry example & execution
05:40 DLMM range, bins & fee setup
06:20 Exit strategy (RSI 90, Bollinger)
06:50 Strategy results & consistency
Ralph.goose retweeted
2025 was a year where @MeteoraAG did not slow down for a second.
From major product upgrades to a stronger @met_lparmy, expanding education, and rolling out updates that made LPing simpler and more powerful.
Watch the full recap and see how 2025 unfolded.
Ralph.goose retweeted
The submissions were too good, we had to DOUBLE the prize pool!
The winners of the Met Dhabi Competition are:
1. @MikusLP - 2,000 MET
2. @sinag_crypto - 1,650 MET
3. @carrotxbt - 1,500 MET
4. @NaojNc - 950 MET
5. @yonann - 800 MET
All remaining eligible participants receive 500 $MET each: @0xyunss @crego55 @Voidgoesbrr @crypto_noob17 @MaglDaron @frpzt @MichaelZogot @cryptattttone @Borks55 @sunnymaanz @Charanko404 @0xcapk @LordCendra @TheOrcaSol
Thank you to everyone who joined and made this competition a success.
🏆 Road to Met Dhabi Competition
Vlog your Met Dhabi journey, submit your banger, and enter for a shot at a 6900 $MET prize pool.
📅Open until December 15.
See you in Abu Dhabi!
Ralph.goose retweeted
Try DLMM risk free.
Watch the bins move
Watch the fees add up
Try new strategies
DLMM Playground now available at lparmy.com/playground
Ralph.goose retweeted
The new era of Retail Market Makers.
Timestamps
00:00 – The birth of LP Army
01:09 – From Discord to a global LP community
02:08 – The three pillars: education, distribution, adoption
02:45 – Bootcamps and LP education
08:40 – Member success stories
10:20 – @memecoinassasin's journey
13:15 – Global units and adoption
16:12 – What’s next: DLMM Playground and LP coaching
21:06 – LP Army core team and closing remarks
Ralph.goose retweeted
We've heard your feedback, and we'll be extending the Met Dhabi Competition until 22nd December.
Vlog your Met Dhabi journey, submit your banger, and enter for a shot at a 6900 $MET prize pool.
📅 Now open until December 22.
🏆 Road to Met Dhabi Competition
Vlog your Met Dhabi journey, submit your banger, and enter for a shot at a 6900 $MET prize pool.
📅Open until December 15.
See you in Abu Dhabi!