
Meteora DLMM LP. I don't predict memecoins, I rent liquidity to people who do. Real on-chain PnL • Bots that work while I sleep • NFA @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN
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These are the updated links to important posts that I have made over the months of doing DLMM. Some have been updated but idea remains the same. Bookmark to read when you have time.
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@MeteoraAG
@MeteoraIDN
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DLMM pool choosing xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1950…
Old Exit Strategy xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1951…
Updated Exit Strategy xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1963…
Big Summary of Evil Panda Strategy xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2004…
Evil Panda Strategy vs -97% rug xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2008…
Why you need to Data xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2007…
Which Data to record xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1985…
Coins to Avoid
xitter.cf/EvilPanda/status/20196…
DLMM to DCA into SOL
xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2022…
Ape In Strat Article
xitter.cf/EvilPanda/status/20135…
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Know Yourself xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2004…
Why you should avoid Leverage xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1981…
Why I don't have a profit target everyday
xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2009…
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Small Beginnings xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1995…
Grind Everyday xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1980…
November 2025 Wins xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1993…
December 2025 Wins xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2004…
Biggest 2025 Win xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1993…
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Videos
Evil Panda Q&A Part 1
youtu.be/zlVsEigOOnk
Evil Panda Q&A Part 2
xitter.cf/EvilPanda/status/20305…
Evil Panda Q&A Part 3
youtu.be/5UqBt8lmofo
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Funny Videos
Evil Panda Strat Funny Video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2017…
Ape In Video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2016…
Valentine 2026 video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2022…
CNY 2026 video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2023…
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Happy Lunar New Year 2026 to everyone that is celebrating.
I curse you all to have a profitable DLMM Gud Fee Tek Year ahead on Meteora. Lots of SOL and USDC earned, happiness and good health to everyone.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
A nice $241 earned for this token sided play on Dacitycoin.
Yes I was adding to the position as price fell initially, then when it starts to recover we can just enjoy the fees earned while price chops in the range.
When I feel that it is enough and certain exit criterias met, close the position and take the profits and be happy.
Fees tend to not be a big part of the profits for token sided bidask positions as we don't earn much as our liquidity tends to be thin at the beginning. But there are many ways to use DLMM to be profitable, just have to think it through.
This is the strategy my vault uses for now as most tokens have dumped and are waiting for a bigger rebound.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
When you play token sided on DLMM, you are looking mainly for price gains and not much on fees, especially on older tokens.
I am using DLMM to exit my token sided position as price go up, call it a nice way to exit cos you don't affect the chart price action much with this method.
A nice $76 gain with only $2.60 from fees, but that is expected with token sided on older tokens. Profit is profit no matter the strategy.
Eventually everyone will have to learn doing all kinds of strategies to fit the market phases. Non stop grinding.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
Everyday is a good day to lose money, why not join and let me make those degen token sided trades with my rules. Might even have the power to affect charts if big enough. Probably better than getting hacked or drained. Might turn positive one day.
You should only let people you trust manage your funds.
NFA DYOR
hedgin.xyz/vault/evil-panda-…
Managed to earn $67 even though the position was actually a loss.
What happened was that the fees earned actually covered the impermanent loss. The position at the close was at -$45, but the position earned $104 in fees which covered the loss and still ended the position with a nice profit.
And this is the best way to explain why we LP instead of just buying the token and doing nothing. Because noone knows how price will move, so if we get a price chop going nowhere, doing LP is the best way to earn.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Minggu ini jam 22:00 sampe selesai
EVIL PANDA AMA IS COMING BACK🐼☄️
Garuda Army, siap-siap! Minggu ini kita bakal kedatangan Sensei @EvilPanda untuk ngobrol bareng di Garuda Stage! 🦅
Jangan sampai kelewatan kesempatan buat ikut diskusi, sharing insight, dan tentunya meramaikan sesi AMA kali ini.
📅 Minggu, 8 November 2026
⏰ 22.00 WIB – Selesai
📍 MeteoraIDN Discord – Garuda Stage
Set your reminders and bring your questions! 👀
See you there, Garuda Army! 🔥
My Vault, trust me at your own risk, read the details first.
hedgin.xyz/vault/evil-panda-…
Meet Logical TA ( @EvilPanda )
@met_lparmy Regional Coach, @MeteoraIDN co-founder & co-lead, and the creator of the Evil Panda Strategy.
The Evil Panda Strat has become one of the most referenced approaches for LPers on Meteora. He’s also a Regional Coach for LP Army, helping communities grow while still sharing real on-chain results.
Now verified on Hedgin.
Started on a new wallet for a new strategy, the first 9 days was bad, still fine tuning the strategy with multiple losing days. But once things clicked, the losses was easily erased. So never give up grinding.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
A nice $385 win on FLOAT. Price just kept going up and up and finally closing the position near the top.
The position itself earned $78 in fees while the bulk of the gains was from the increase in price cos I started with 2 sided position which meant I bought some tokens to put into the pool.
Remember a few things in LP.
Pick the right coin, have an exit plan before opening, then let the bot do the work.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
It has been 1 year since @MeteoraIDN was set up. We reached a lot of milestones in 2026.
X followers reaching 13k
Discord members reaching 10k
Youtube is up and with 1660 subs
And we even have a Threads account
Indonesian volume on Meteora has increased a lot too in 1 year, I thank every member from MetIDN that are willing to teach LP education for free to people that are willing to learn.
We have seen many successful stories of people learning LP from zero until they reach a more comfortable phase of their life, from working 9-5 to being able to not worry about next months salary, all through LP and their own learning skills.
LP education on Meteora will always be free and anyone willing to learn is welcome to learn and ask questions in our discord and LP Army discord where there will be people answering your questions. Don't be shy, you never know this is where you finally find your edge in making moonies online.
Happy 1st birthday MetIDN and for another year of breaking records, we have partied the past few days.
To those that are interested in starting a community in their countries, you can open a ticket at LP Army discord and tag me. Explain to me what is your plan or strategy to grow the community. Remember a community is not a one man show, it is believing in every team member to do their job, then we can be proud of what we have built together when success comes.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Nice $322 earned on a token spike.
Found a runner and LP'ed on it, price chopped in the range and we just keep earning fees non stop. Then when it looks like volume is slowing down, my bot closes the position in profits. All this done while I was outside not looking at charts.
We have AI now to help us make whatever we want, so dont miss out on this chance to learn non stop about LP and AI so you wont be left behind in 5 years time.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Saw a runner and started to LP on it, price keep going up and my bot kept chasing the volume.
Small wins add up, then my bot finally had enough wins and decided to close the position and stop doing LP on it. Of course based on my rules.
Yes all the resources to learn how to LP is free and available online, especially at LP Army website. But you still have to find them and learn them yourself, noone is going to spoon feed you on how to earn money. So have the right attitude.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
NIO dumped -42% on my LP, it was a SOL sided Spot position in a -50% range. But as you can see from the video, my bot rebalances the curve. It is pretty much locking little profits as the price chop around which adds up over time.
Then it ripped +80% in 20 minutes and kept going until it went out of range to the top.
7.5 hours later: +$123 PnL, $98 in fees, so I earned around $25 from rebalancing.
It is not hard to make a similar bot, just tell AI what you want, but of course you need to pay a bit for the AI and bot infrastructure, but I feel it is worth it.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
This has been a hard month for me, made way too many mistakes. I was travelling a lot while still doing my LP. And the worst mistake is that I was trying multiple new strategies with new tools that I was testing.
In the end I got rugged after rugged. Well lesson learnt.
Dont try new strategies live right away, or at least try with small amounts of capital. Then try to LP less when travelling cos obviously I dont have all my tools available when travelling to choose the right coins and making the right decisions.
Hope for a better November.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Earned a nice $240+ win after so many days of pain.
Entered a double sided position here and just watch my panda bot rebalance the position as the bins move. Then finally the position went out of range to the top and the position was closed making me happy.
It has been a disastrous month for me so far, hope this is the turning point.
Grok bot is so amazing to make this so easily.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
During the dry period it was hard to be profitable when pricve keeps dumping. But in LP there is always opportunities to earn from.
Because as long as you picked the right token, there should be a bounce to let us earn from. So just keep on grinding until you get lucky.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
Made early play on this token when it was still fresh and new. My Pandabot kept chasing the price up and stopped when things looked dangerous. It still managed to get out at a good bounce before price crashed. Then played a bonus strategy from the bottom.
The fees being higher than profit means that pretty much there was no price gains earned cos this was mostly purely sol sided plays and that is the impermanent loss we all hate to see.
But profit is profit, during such hard times, we accept any profit. Survival is the game currently.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Sometimes you dont even need to be monitoring the market 24/7 to earn profits. You just need to identify setups and jump in when you see it.
I did not LP much on this token cos I was travelling mostly, but managed to get good wins using bonus stage strategy which is just double sided bidask on a token that has dumped.
Doing LP on the initial hype phase may be profitable, but even when the token is half dead we can still earn something, we just have to devise suitable strategies for different phases of the chart. So never stop learning.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Are you ready for the next leg up for crypto.
All you need to do now is to just DCA into your favourite coin, for me that is SOL cos I earn and lose SOL every single day.
All you need to do is to just DCA for long term bags.
NFA
Nothing has changed, we are still at the beginning of a new bull market for crypto and I am all in SOL. Just using Meteora to earn and lose my SOL, hopefully earning more while we wait for the big bull market pumps to happen.
It is just a game of patience. Don't get paper handed by people chasing short term moves. You just need to believe that SOL will eventually reach $1000.
So many builders are building on it while other chains die off one by one. The conclusion is very clear.
Sometimes just cos you are late to a token, does not mean you cannot earn some moonies. Managed to be profitable on this token at the end even after a long downtrend.
When the token price has stabilized, we would get opportunities to earn from the bounce, that is what the bonus stage strategy mainly is about. So even if a token rugs, but you know the token is not a bad token, keep an eye on it daily, you might just catch it before the bounce happens. I use double sided bidask at the bottom to earn from the bounce.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
Earned +$700 in over 2 weeks. This coin gave us plenty of opportunities to get out in profits as there were pump spikes even on the downtrends.
As we can see, most of the time there are also losses while doing LP. The most important part is that you have an exit strategy before you even open a position. That way you don't panic when the token dumps and make stupid decisions.
Always have an exit plan before the position is opened.
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