Rachel

Does anyone want two tickets for @LizzyMcAlpine in Dublin tomorrow?? I can’t go and really don’t want them to go to waste because there is no resell option! #lizzymcalpine #3arena

WELL…. Surely that’s a bit discriminatory to Northern Ireland…. @TheGarlicFarm

Ok who the f researched “a kindhearted Christmas” because that is NOT how to use a Christmas cracker 🙈😂 @netflix @NetflixUK

Guys I want these @McDonaldsUK crocs sooooooo bad! Who do I have to bribe to get a pair?!?

The should make a neopets game for the switch. I would play that shit every day

My biggest piece of advice (as a burnt out 30yo) - DONT turn your hobby into a business 😭😂 just trust me on this

Im actually in hysterics at Khloe freaking out about whales 😂😂😂 and True’s drawings? HILARIOUS

Never fully appreciated my elbows until I couldn’t use them 😭😭😭😭

I literally thought Taylor Swift made up the phrase “you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes” until I heard it on a podcast 🙈

Infraredi x MiHigh Competition wn.nr/855W7bw

The energy I put into the world: 🥰🎉✨💖🤗💞🤟🏻🫶🏻🌈🦄 The energy the world gives me: 💩👿👎🏻🤮🤕⛈️💀📉

Found someone’s wedding shopping list in Ikea yesterday. The last line…I can’t cope 😂

I’m sunburnt in Tenerife and the barmen keep embarrassing me, “oh you must remember you are in Africa now” “you must be careful”. Dude.. this is me after wearing FACTOR 50! I’m from Ireland.. there is no sun there 😂😂😂

I need Hilary Duff to make more movies

Is there a way to hide YouTube “shorts” from my subscription list? They annoy me sooo much…that’s not what I come to YT for 🥹

I’m literally crying 🥰🥰🥰🥰

It actually disgusts me how many people in my life have never seen Rent. Like what the fuck are you doing with your life?

I CANNOT watch tik toks or reels where people use clicking fingers as a transition. Like what is that? So cringe and unnecessary. So 2010. 🤮