circus orphan/screenwriter

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2013
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Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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No, I don’t think Nathan Fielder was in love with Elizabeth Holmes or that they were “about to fuck.” You people are so weird
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I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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The two movies dominating film discourse this weekend are a new restoration of a film from 1971 and a 3 hour documentary from Nathan Fielder. What a time to be alive.
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Saving these to use at work.
This film has some of the best one-liners. 😄🤣
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Watching some Shards.
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“How to cut your arm off without hurt or danger” from Lorento’s wizard’s guide, or, magic made easy, 1878.
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(Yoda suddenly remembering an embarrassing thing he said 700 years ago) Kill myself I must
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Looking back it’s crazy how many made fun of Rebecca Black for Friday. Because she was right. It was Friday
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Guess I need a ps5.
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I can only assume that American Military University is a CrossFit gym.
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beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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Tokyo, 2002.
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