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@TabbbycatSep 18

Replying to @RWM21

I was planning to spend the day procrastinating but decided I’d rather do that tomorrow.

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rxgamble@rxgambleSep 2

✍️ The Writer’s Block is having a sale on signed pre-orders of my memoir Advantage Player! And I’ll be there talking about the book with @RWM21 on October 29th. 🎤 thewritersblock.org/advantag…

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Marc@MeltzVegasSep 1

Referencing: Why Loose Slots Data in Las Vegas Is Misleading casinos.com/us/news/loose-sl…

Why Loose Slots Data in Las Vegas Is Misleading

The data behind Las Vegas slot machine payouts now includes electronic table games (ETGs), making comparisons more misleading than most players realize.

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@VitalVegasAug 13

The completely predictable debacle at TI has officially concluded its debacling.

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@ThePunnyWorldAug 12

Archaeologists recently discovered a set of glowing human bones. They believe they've found evidence of Neondrathal Man.

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@tomcvegasAug 6

PSA: Check your MGM app. Random free play showing up at non Vegas MGM properties. The only one on list I've been to is Borgata and I usually get like a $200 offer from there. My Vegas locals offer is only $75 so this is way more than that obviously.

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@ThePunnyWorldJul 3

Doctor: “I’m afraid you have a serious case of onomatopoeia.” Patient: “What does that mean?” Doctor: “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”

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@ThePunnyWorldJun 23

I saw a group of kids throwing Scrabble tiles at each other. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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@ThePunnyWorldJun 5

Every fortune teller I’ve ever met is either incredibly depressed or way too enthusiastic. Why can’t I find a happy medium?

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@ThePunnyWorldMay 26

While my wife was in labor, I tried distracting her by telling jokes… She didn’t laugh once. Must’ve been the delivery.

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Dan Abrams@DoctorRazzWSOPMay 20

Thanks again to @RWM21 for having me on the pod! Here’s a brief follow-up to our discussion with him and Bob: doctorrazz.substack.com/p/li…

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@ThePunnyWorldMay 10

Back then, you used to be able to get air for free at the gas station, but now it's $1... That's inflation for you.

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@ThePunnyWorldMay 9

I tried organizing a hide-and-seek tournament… but good players are hard to find.

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@ThePunnyWorldMay 5

The Dalai Lama has been arrested for gambling. Apparently, he likes Tibet…

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@ThePunnyWorldMay 4

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and hung up… I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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@ThePunnyWorldApr 28

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts… It wasn’t easy… it was a rocky road.

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@ThePunnyWorldApr 25

Someone glued my deck of cards together… I don’t know how to deal with it.

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@ThePunnyWorldApr 21

Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there’s safety in numb bears.

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@ThePunnyWorldApr 13

I went my whole life absolutely certain I’d never get a phone call from a vegetable… Then one day… Onion rings.

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@ThePunnyWorldApr 3

Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves.

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