I've deleted more written insults than I've published. Which, if you know me, is still pretty damning. Such is the life of a smartass who dreams of civility.

Winston-Salem, NC
Joined September 2009
The latest UpperNinety blog post is up. Come see how we've been handling the change in client demands in the midst of a poor economy: upperninety.co/blog/2020/9/8… #advertising #COVID #marketing
The latest blog post is up. Come explore the pros and cons of sticking with your agency for out-of-scope jobs. #advertising #adagency #outofscope upperninety.co/blog/2019/10/…
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Dude I'm so fucked up right now. I can't even form the proper hyperbolic sentence to explain to… instagram.com/p/BNgjtqdBrnE/
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Literally the only accurate thing Trump has said tonight is that LaGuardia is not a good airport – at Los Angeles, CA
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"Bragadocious." #DebateNight #Debates2016 @realDonaldTrump can't afford a dictionary. That's why he won't #ReleaseTheReturns
Maybe "I'm going to drink a lot of Budweiser" is the new "I'm going to Disneyworld."
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We're growing...so is our award case. @TriadBizJournal named us one of the region's fastest growing companies.
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We’re humbled & honored to be @AdAge’s 2015 SE Small Agency of the Year -Silver #aaSmallAgency adage.com/article/agency-new…
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RT @WFMU: A GIF of Every David Bowie Hairstyle from 1964 to 2014: kottke.org/15/01/every-david… (CC @kyl33t & @zebratape)
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Well this seems about right...according to @Sony / @SonyPictures decision. Hey, I'm just saying....
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Lowe's Extends #LowesFixInSix Vine Campaign With Eight 'Helpful Hint' Vines marketingland.com/lowes-exte…
Basic Bitch Four-Year-Old Dresses as Elsa: reductr.es/108fqq9
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Love the clings that @soffe produced for awareness month!💖⬆️💜🐞 #BullyThis #ItEndsNow #BeYoutiful #StandWithSoffe
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Heard about #RedBull's bad day in court? Join Sunshine to #BuckTheBull and RT to win the southern pick-me-up! – at Winston-Salem, NC
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AdFreak@AdFreak14 Aug 2014
This food truck logo is just a wee bit phallic: adweek.it/1rwOU1h
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Great little stinger on the back of @thelicenselab's new vinyl. #postchat
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AdFreak@AdFreak27 Feb 2014
Watch what happens to this brilliant hair-care ad when a train pulls into the station. adweek.it/1bOq4Hk
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LG Creates World's Slimmest Ad No One Will Ever See adrants.com/2014/02/lg-creat…
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A Designer Created These Amazing “Breaking Bad” Posters For Every Episode Of The Show buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrull…
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We're taking applications for a Copywriting #Internship for Spring/Summer 2014. (No coffee-fetching required) thisisplanb.com/the-agency/#…