i follow a lot of advertising people. maybe because i'm in advertising. maybe i'm a CD/CW. whatever else, i'm totes inappropes, at any character count.

rachelcookcopywriter.com
Joined April 2008
Did my account get unblocked?
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If my news notifications are to be believed, @rianjohnson and @jjabrams had a huge debate last night — and a small contingent of internet trolls and canonical purists won. #RiseOfTheSkywalker #DemDebate
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In an unsurprising development, climate deniers respond to the Cranky Uncle game with the very denialist techniques explained in the game crankyuncle.com/
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“Data is #data. Data’s not political.” Data isn’t emotional either. But this was still hard to read for some reason. Nearly All #MassShooters Since 1966 Have Had 4 Things in Common: vice.com/en_us/article/a35my… #GunViolence #MentalHealth #HateCrime
Proud to kick off my holiday shopping partnering with @marshalls @tjmaxx @homegoods! I’m now well on my way to winning “Best Gifter 2019”. 😏 #SpendLessGiftBetter #ad
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Verifying myself: I am rachel_cook on Keybase.io. KVV9b6L98fd7FuDt-P1YthgvTu-sjxFz288_ / keybase.io/rachel_cook/sigs/…
Hey, @GreysABC, stop trying to make @Station19 happen. It's not going to happen. tvguide.com/news/greys-anato… via @TVGuide
I watched #Titanic last night and checked #Genius recos today. #Jaws was no. 1. I kinda get it. #Algorithms #Movies #ThereWasRoomForTwoOnTheDoor
👍, @USATODAY and @AP. Every #GreysAnatomy fan knows that’s Christina and Meredith, NOT #KillingEve.
I didn’t know #Divorce was a show about #zombies
I was about to ask #WTF is @adamlevine wearing, them he took the offensive tank off. #SuperBowl2019 #SuperBowlLlll #HalftimeShow
BREAKING: The American Medical Association is reporting that consuming excessive amounts of covfefe and hamberders can cause paranoia -- and in some rare cases, insanity and treason.
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My favorite shit is that even Trump's auto-correct doesn't have his back anymore it's like "yeah, hamberders sound right. Fuck it." 😂😂😂
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Best thing to ever happen to this #AmazonCommercial
I replaced the Amazon can you feel it commercial music with the theme from Winter Soldier
I feel you. #JustSayNo to the desk phone. ‘It’s Giant and Has Like Five Million Buttons.’ The Office Desk Phone Won’t Die - The Wall Street Journal apple.news/AqlduQnYBSiic5QYT…
This is a voice I can #follow. "All the men who never assaulted me," @behindyourback vox.com/first-person/2018/10… via @voxdotcom
Hubs: “It has this moldy basement taste that I like.” And he’s not talking about me. @MattMcMillan
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