ALL OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. Writer in Washington D.C. Contributor for @FanSidedDDT @LWOProWrestling and co-host for @ProdConvoPod...always more to come.

Washington, DC
Joined March 2011
As the @ProdConvoPod co-host, I'm excited to share that I'm doing a contest! It's a sort of pageant hosted by Ryan Seacrest, but we all look like podcasters (not him obviously) check out my profile and VOTE! tophost.org/2026/ryan-page
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Literally 28 hours after the AP poll dropped. Big 12 fans have been happy for 28 hours, and they’ve had enough of it. LOL.
The Big 12 is getting too much love right now
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Just making shit up. Who the fuck has ever asked for a white Chun-Li?
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Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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They’re gonna have to flex this game to the Hallmark Channel
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An important detail about a pivotal scene in the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, from @statnews
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I'm skipping that show completely. WTF
Well, for those wondering.
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One of the funnier bits is Billy watching like Khan academy intro bio videos. He’s clearly trying to portray himself as like a serious biotech guy to launch Theranos 2.0 and he’s just learning about apoptosis for the first time
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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You know how great last weekend of college football was? Next year none of those upsets will have an impact on the 24 team ESPN playoff selection.
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“I’ve paid off my car, I shouldn’t have to pay for gas.” This is how you sound
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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In the way that Danhausen was always gonna be a better fit for WWE, Ilja was always gonna be a better fit for AEW
Ilja Draganov speaks on why he left WWE for AEW #AEWWrestleDream
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oh ok so this was Billy 😭😭😭
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Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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TKO rn
The U.S State Department has issued a new security alert today for Americans in or traveling to Saudi Arabia / the Middle East. Crown Jewel in Riyadh takes place in just a few weeks now.
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It’s Physical Exhaustion in the SEC but for all other conferences it only happens because they’re bad 😂
Deny it all you want, but SEC upsets happen because the league is physically exhausting each week. It's the toughest conference in the country.
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Have watched Georgie & Mandy grow up, get married and have a kid all through commercials during NFL games on CBS over the past couple years
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“ Okay now lets make all the top teams lose so we can justify a 24 team playoff “
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