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Good explanation
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Crypto Cat🧭🗺️⌚ retweeted
"Please help highlight the fate of @Posta_Kenya employees. Some of us were last paid in March 2023, and we are in September? How are we supposed to commute to work, pay rent, fees, and still be productive?"-Via DM #SemaUkweli
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Great to here. This cat, invests in crypto
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Sounds crazy fun
We received a smuggled in message from one of our whistleblowers trapped at Burning Man: “Send help. We have run out of ketamine. The portapotties are overflowing and we forgot to bring a bucket. The sparkleponies have given up on trying to sparkle. Morale is low. We drank all of the morale. We need water but it’s muddy outside and we’re too high for this right now. I was supposed to close my $600M SPAC on Monday but I won’t be there to physically sign and docusign won’t load out here. If I have to deal with Ray Dalio trying to mooch off me for whippets one more time I’m going to snap. There may or may not be an Ebola outbreak but I don’t even know anymore, it could be the new Hepatitis D from the orgy dome. I want to go home but this is all part of the adventure. Back home I’m just Dave, but here I’m Mystic Rainbow, but with dysentery. If you could send more packets of theraflu and liquid IV, I’d appreciate it. We’ll be home when it dries, or when the 2CB wears off, whichever comes first. Namaskar, Mystic Rainbow
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Well done ✔️
Replying to @Kimaiyo
THIS YOU??? . You go through a million emotions in a day I swear.🤣
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Great explanations 😂
He found the cheat-code for dealing with the cashless society
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Crypto Cat🧭🗺️⌚ retweeted
SCAM ALERT ‼️ RETWEET WIDELY There is this guy called Hellen Evans Muriithi. We have been doing business (money transfer) I usually give him cash then he sends it via Mpesa to my mother. So at some point he had my trust. so on friday i had an emergency i needed 2.5M urgently the amount i had was less than one million so i asked my mother to send it to me. Because of my working hours plus distance it’s impossible for me to access the bank without prior planning, so yesterday
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I'm trying not to go mad. Have a lot to live for
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Crypto Cat🧭🗺️⌚ retweeted
Ogande Girls High School is supposedly asking a parent to pay Ksh 22,000 because her daughter was allegedy involved in lesbianiam. What level of corruption is this @EduMinKenya? #SemaUkweli
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It's crazy
It's unnatural to have a total blackout of both KPLC and Generator backup at JKIA. Come to think of it. Kuna kamzigo ka mkubwa fulani, kamesail through kiplani...
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Crypto Cat🧭🗺️⌚ retweeted
The causes of KPLC Nationwide Blackout in one photo.... Incompetence, cronyism, nepotism, tribalism📸 CS Energy - Davis Chirchir CEO KenGen - Abraham Serem CEO Kenya Power - Joseph Siror CEO Kenya Pipeline - Joe Sang CEO EPRA - Daniel Kiptoo #KenyaPower JKIA
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Cyber attack or incompetence?
Can the president summon all the heads in the energy sector, hold a meeting in their mother tongue and tell Kenyans what that is going on?
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Crypto you can make like changing money. Holly crap
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He really stays winning
𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔. BUT the crypto market is in limbo. It is poised on 3 different scenarios. Those scenarios will determine the fate of your bags, and they’re all tradable. 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍: 👇 Right now we’re stuck in the middle of two large clusters. One is 20k support. One is 30k resistance. What happens next is poised on the ETFs: 1️⃣: 𝐄𝐓𝐅 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐥 The market will absolutely fly. You’ll need to go max long as soon as the news breaks. 2️⃣: 𝐄𝐓𝐅 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐲 The market will go slightly lower. You’ll be able to have an opportunity to buy slightly lower. 3️⃣: 𝐄𝐓𝐅 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐥 The market will tank. You’ll have an opportunity to buy the blood at or even below the strong support. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧? You need to be open to all three as possibilities. But the strongest, for me, is a delay followed by an inevitable approval. Hopefully granting me the desired entries to take into the next bull. 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 will read this post, take something from it, but will never hit the like button or re post it. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, you know it’s free and only takes 0.23 seconds to interact with me. I take multiple hours everyday to try and create content that provides value, insight, entertains, or educates! Please help your pirate friend out below 👇
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Crypto Cat🧭🗺️⌚ retweeted
bro all the people citizen tv has hosted as entrepreneurs have turned out to be cons 😂😂😂
Mwanamke Bomba: Judy Jepchirchir mwenye umri wa miaka 34 anategemewa na vijana Jepchirchir amekuwa tegemeo la vijana maskini na waliopoteza kazi Anawapa matumaini kwa kuwatafutia ajira ughaibuni #CitizenNipashe @MKapombe
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This country is crazy
You’re chilling in your house, the police @DCI_Kenya come and arrest your elderly parents, and then a private developer moves in, and fences part of your family home. That happened today in Lavington. @Lands_Kenya @IG_NPS the family want to know what’s going on. Kenya Yetu!
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You’re chilling in your house, the police @DCI_Kenya come and arrest your elderly parents, and then a private developer moves in, and fences part of your family home. That happened today in Lavington. @Lands_Kenya @IG_NPS the family want to know what’s going on. Kenya Yetu!
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