From Blackpool in Burnham's China. "You can't win money at the horses And you can't fight the armed forces."
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Stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, people are no damn good !
BUT, they will always need masks and they will pay through the nose to get them...
Another loony looking for Allan's Snackbar in Blackpool.
FFS. 🤬🤬🤬
#Blackpool
If United keep playing like this, Bryan might start drawing bigger crowds for his talks than their home games.
#ComoManUtd
Another absolute stinker from United. Captain Marvel must be watching this and wondering where it all went wrong.🤷♂️
At least he’s still got standards, he’s booked the grandest hotel in Blackpool: The Imperial.
Mrs Thatcher’s old haunt no less. Proper class. 🏨
#ATMMUN
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As they say, cream always rises to the top.
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The double was tipped to 180 members.
NEW ALL-TIME HIGH +577.54 UNITS.
An incredible +123U today on STRIDE VIP, even after 15p Rule 4 deductions.
Not a bad day in the office, especially from 33°C sunshine.
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A huge milestone for STRIDE VIP. Plenty more to come.
PSG V BARCA to finish 0-0 is 59/1 on the machine !!!
Punters expecting a basketball score at the Parc Des Princes this evening. 🏀
#PSGBarça
This isn’t the #NIOpen .
It’s the most violent episode of 'Gardeners’ World' ever filmed.
“Today on the show… we’re going to take these carefully selected seeds… and completely destroy them one by one in front of a live audience.” 🌱🎱
The only time I have ever seen a Man United player look more starstruck than this is when Rio Ferdinand spoke to Michael Jackson.
#manunited
😊 Watch Roy Keane Melt The Second His Hero Stallone Walks In
I’ve never seen him look so starstruck! 🤩
Look at his face when Sly walks in, and he’s got the Rambo t-shirt on too 😂 Watch him pull it down and straighten it when he stands up to make sure Sly sees it 😭
Looking forward to this episode. I love Sly, then again who doesn’t? The man’s a proper legend.
I've only got 66/1 each way on Fokina but I'll take it.
Just need him to beat Norman Bates, err, I mean Rafael Jodar in the final to land the biggie now.
FOKINA-HELL
@seancalvert1 150/1 pre-tournament pick Alejandro Davidovich-Fokina on Betting Weekly Game, Bet, Match beats World No1 Alexander Zverev and lands the 75/1 place money my making the final at the Shanghai Masters - he was 250/1 which was just missed. Well done Sean 👏
1. Large-scale job losses.
2. Damage to high streets, seaside towns and local economies.
3. Reduced funding for horse racing
4. Hugely increased black market (less consumer protection, no tax contribution).
If brains were taxable, this fella would get a rebate.
Another absolute stinker from United. Captain Marvel must be watching this and wondering where it all went wrong.🤷♂️
At least he’s still got standards, he’s booked the grandest hotel in Blackpool: The Imperial.
Mrs Thatcher’s old haunt no less. Proper class. 🏨
#ATMMUN
Most hostile atmosphere I’ve ever seen on Snooker Twitter this evening.
Feels like the biggest pile-on since Naz’s press conference where Eubank turned up late and Brendan Ingle called him a phoney in front of everybody.
Absolute scenes. 🍿
You know I really do hate to say it, the government don't wanna see.
But if Ole' JR was living, he wouldn't let this be.
Would make absolute mincemeat of this treacherous buffoon. ⛽️
#ULTIMATEDALLAS
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
I was down there this morning, 20 minutes before I saw a bloke getting handcuffed and bundled into the back of a van in Cleveleys.
I remember when the Fylde Coast was a pleasant place to live.
Wu Yize showing why he is world champ.
Thought he might struggle against Trump today but that is some dish to go 4-1 up. 👏
#SHENZHENOPEN
What is going on in this country ? Post office in Cleveleys closed at midday, I turn around & some bloke getting handcuffed & into the van.
Assumed he had robbed it. Nope, Old fella in a leccy wheelchair comes past "It's closed, power cut". Hills next door closed as well.⚡️🤷♂️
Just massive hype from Eddie, it's only the biggest fight in British boxing history in monetary terms.
Two past their best boxers in a titleless match is NOT bigger than Lewis V Bruno.
Arguably not even as big as Eubank V Benn I or II. 🥊
#FURYJOSHUA
Gonna leave this one here 🫳 🎤
Time to move on to the big stuff. 10 weeks today the biggest fight in British boxing history! Let’s gooooo #FuryJoshua 🇬🇧
Craig’s paying members urging him to stop bragging about how much he’s winning as it may collapse the market prices on his future tips.
Needless to say they are very happy this evening though 😂💰
#ULTIMATEDALLAS
Mega morning for my service in 🇨🇳 at the Shenzhen Open #Snooker
As we have 7 winning snooker bets from 8 picks
Scott Donaldson beats Zhao Xintong at 15/2✅️
Scott Donaldson +2.5 frames 7/4✅️
Over 7.5 frames 4/5✅️
Jiang Jun beats Ronnie O'Sullivan 2/1 inplay✅️
Jiang Jun frame 1 11/8✅️
Jiang Jun frame 1 handicap 5/6✅️
Jiang Jun 50+ frame 1 7/4❌️
Jiang Jun frame 2 13/8✅️
Jiang Jun beats Ronnie (1/7) and Donaldson beats Xintong (1/20) at the #ShenzhenOpen .
Anyone who had the double is currently googling “Caribbean all-inclusive”.
The rest of us are just googling “cheapest petrol near me”.
#FuelPrices