Literary agent & rights manager at Lowenstein Associates. Kew Gardens resident. Full-time Bruce Springsteen fan. Opinions are my own.

Joined July 2013
Ronald Gerber retweeted
oh so now it’s illegal for a new york mouse with big dreams to go see a picture show
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
Oh he pissed off like all of Ireland
We know who Ed Sheeran is now.
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Can we crowdfund a budget for Mulaney to follow AI developers around all day and roast them to their face?
The Salesforce Dreamforce 2026 conference starts tomorrow, which means it’s the 2nd anniversary of John Mulaney giving arguably the most ruthless corproate keynote roast ever:
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I live 10 minutes from Arthur Ashe Stadium and have never been to the U.S. Open precisely because they think $100 a ticket is a steal lol
From @TheAthletic: Amid surging resale prices, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has secured 1,000 tickets for the U.S. Open priced at $100, which will be distributed on a first-come, first-served basis to New York City residents. nyti.ms/4y6uTq9
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Immediately starting a petition for an entire season of Patricia episodes
Mayor Tom Loftis declares Widow’s Bay remains totally safe and open to visitors. #WidowsBay — Renewed for Season 2
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There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
Today feels like a good day to see Bruce Springsteen.
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This administration is so dumb that even the speechwriters are trolling them
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.
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It's so weird having my vote result in positive things getting done. Is this... allowed??
Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
Again, you have to ask: Why does Texas need saving after 23 years of uninterrupted, unified, trifecta Republican rule?
Just a reminder to my friends in Texas.
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
The wait is over! Death of a Groom, the 38th Hamish Macbeth novel, is out now in the US and UK! Available now in hardcover, ebook and audiobook. For more details and to order your copy, go to buff.ly/YG4ftfP
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
People not in the Epstein files: - drag queens - transgender athletes - librarians - Black journalists - “radical leftist scum” - hungry family needing SNAP benefits - workers on strike - the cast of Sesame Street
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
the thing about bruce springsteen is that he's always going to be on the right side of history
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Can't wait for 28 Years Later 3, where Spike and Jim will face down a gang of Harvey Weinstein impersonators who call murder "editing" and have catchphrases like "you're DONE in this town"
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Well, it seems 2025 is intent on shattering my bucket list… what a night! @springsteen @thestonepony @StevieVanZandt
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
Reminder: Shaming these losers works. Dont stop.
The AI-generated McDonald’s Christmas ad is no longer available to watch on YouTube following backlash
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It's a hard road to travel, and a rough rough way to go. But I can't turn back, my heart is fixed, my mind's made up, I'll never stop. My faith will see me through.
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Ronald Gerber retweeted
Would “celebrity lookalike” day on here be a good time to bring up Gertrude Stein and Tim Robinson?
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