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FUCKING CALLED IT HAHAHAHAH
It's criminal how Lana Del Rey has not done a Bond song yet
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how it feels like walking around a college campus at age 26
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I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
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adhd
my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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Until you find out why
i will always be surprised by how progressive the abortion laws are in India
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😭
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Bae of Bollywood for a reason 💓
oh ananya panday u'll be forever iconic for this
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i only threw this nathan 4 u
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i'm a male author and i have this idea for a novel. what if my protagonist was just awful to people, especially to women. what if he was just shit. what if you hated him. what if you hated me. what if he liked all the same music i did
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next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful
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Whenever I smoke weed I just have thoughts like “monsters inc is honestly an incredible concept for a movie.” movie appreciation drug
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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Received a phone call from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. We reviewed the sustained momentum in our bilateral ties and reaffirmed our commitment to further strengthening our partnership. We also exchanged views on recent developments in West Asia and underscored the urgent need to restore peace and stability in the region. @netanyahu
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What if I don't have ADHD and just late all the time, forgetful, inattentive and emotionally unregulated? What if I don't have ADHD but just lack attention and very restless, like if I had a deficit of attention and was very hyper in my activities? Would that be a disorder?
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"In Mao’s China women were told that there was no difference btw them & men. We were taught to dress & act like men. During the Cultural Revolution the first killing by the Red Guards were committed by young girls. We were to prove that we could outdo men in anything."
In Mao’s China women were told that there was no difference btw them & men. We were taught to dress & act like men. During the Cultural Revolution the first killing by the Red Guards were committed by young girls. We were to prove that we could outdo men in anything. In today’s Woke America we are told there is no difference btw the sexes. Men can become women by simply identifying themselves to be so. I came a full circle!
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Sab Nehru ki galti hai
Random question for non americans: what's your country's equivalent of "thanks a lot obama"? (i.e. an interjection where someone jokingly or seriously blames a famous politician for any bad things that happen regardless of how trivial they are or if that person is still in power)
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hetslop uzbek chess vs yaoigem indian chess world championship
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Is this anything
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Replying to @AlsikkanTV
Coen bros were decades ahead of the curve
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