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ALT Dog sits, making the observation to the scene before them; "Capricorns at parties be like:" In reference to bunny accidentally spilling their carrot juice all over horse. Horse looks down in solemn judgement as bunny's pupils shrink and their face becomes gaunt. Bunny can only mutter out, "Oops..." It amuses dog, "Hehehe!" He laughs. He continues on to a new observation; "Cancer be like!" But then cold reality sets in. In the canals of the human biological super organism, there lies the unseen adversary. A dark, malevolent collection of diseased cells who recklessly, against their brothers and sisters, replicate, mutate, and siphone the body. Their growths lead to invasion and destruction all across the meaty plane... This is the cold reality dog was faced with. A reality where millions face death, surgery, radiation, and incredible sorrow that is rarely found elsewhere. Cancer.

ALT Two smug looking men are standing underneath a sign that says "Gatekeeping Club." The see a guy with a Ramones shirt. One says "pfft, Nice Ramones shirt, poseur" The other one challenges him "Quick! name five of their albums." An onlooker seem fascinated with the two memebers of gatekeeping club and asks "Hey fellas! can I join gatekeeping club?" The two members of gatekeeping club embrace him happily. One says "absolutely!" The other says "the more, the merrier."






































