maybe I'm not yo speed bitch
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Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!
Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.
Uterus: ...
Body: please dont...
Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*
-The menstrual cycle
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Broke people —fight in the street.
Rich people —sue each other.
I’m rich. xitter.cf/johntheguardian/status…
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Wtf is going on? Why are robots in my TL every 5 seconds xitter.cf/zaleel_/status/9374047…
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u know what’s depressing? starting the same sentence over and over again bc nobody is listening and then just dropping it because obviously it doesn’t matter
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THIS is photography xitter.cf/_kelseymaggart/status/…
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Mom's boyfriend: "Why are you acting like such a child?"
Me: "Why are you acting like part of the family?"
#ThanksgivingClapback
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Its #NationalBoyfriendDay and im over here getting left on read and under appreciated. 😔
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North Korea threatens to wipe out the USA with a nuclear strike TOMORROW dailym.ai/2tE4Gz6
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SEATTLE PLAY YOUR PART BUY THEM THEY GOT HARDEN AND CP3 xitter.cf/br_nba/status/88703312…
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The vegans have launched their first attack on mankind xitter.cf/kenradio/status/877223…
A tick that makes you allergic to meat is spreading. A single bite can reprogram your immune system.
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