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Seattle, WA
Joined August 2012
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What does a man gotta do for a 240
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Kids today will never understand the power this little icon held back in 2014
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Sam Darnold did 9/11
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NFL SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING AMERICA.
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Realizing they already know who won Rams vs. 49ers because it’s the next day in Australia but nobody has told us yet
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How big do you think the biggest penis in the world is? Gotta be something ridiculous like five or six inches.
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Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald told reporters that WR Jake Bobo suffered a “serious” knee injury today.
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Gary Woodland going from -4 to -6 out of respect to Jayden Daniels
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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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We’ll see
George Kittle continues his rehab grind 😤 Do you think Kittle will be back in time for week 1?
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Confirmed Bijan riding everyone in the city
Wassup Y’all this B, Just got done signing. Just wanna say I love y’all fr, everyone in this city, can’t wait to be here and play for y’all and put smiles on y’all’s faces! Let’s ride this city. -Bijan
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No. He never will be now. Time to deactivate
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HES A FOOOOKIN SCOUSA
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It’s his bald head! It just cuts through the wind and makes him faster! He had pid too!! 🤣🤣 afufufu
Sign me up to the nfl
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I’d whoop this dude in a misfiring Miata wtf and my fatass barely fitting in that car
Adin Ross used a BMW M3 Comp to try and beat Ashton Hall in a sprint race 👀
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Thank You, Football. Love, #3
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🚨🚨🚨 Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me. In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.
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WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!
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