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I'd rather lick every button in a hospital elevator than share a "fun fact" about myself in a team meeting.
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First Mikey Moore, then Luca Williams-Barnett, next up is Armend Muslika. We have some real talent in our academy.
Spurs U18 midfielder Armend Muslika scored this goal in training.🤯🪄
Armend’s goal has already racked up over 2.6 million views on Instagram.📈
In just 9 U18 Premier League appearances this season, Armend has scored 6 goals.⚽️
Over the past three seasons in the U18PL, Armend has scored 21 goals in just 34 appearances.😯
He is also widely regarded as one of the best young free-kick takers in the country.🎯
The technique on that strike was crazy.😮💨👏
🎥/ sc9strikercoach and mkelitesoccer on IG
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Remember when Kane had to explain himself here - to this day, not one other player has had to do that.
just pathetic really, isn't it.
🚨 Aston Villa have dropped their threat of legal action against Jamie Carragher following his apology, but Nassef Sawiris has made it clear that any future insults or disrespectful comments about the club will not be tolerated.
#AVFC
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I want to see this film from the Ghostface point of view. We, the audience, know straight away and the film is about how the killer(s) goes about tricking and deceiving his/hers group of friends
what happened to "...walking the league..." and getting in either Poch or Conte
🚨 West Ham United strike agreement with Scott Parker to succeed Nuno Espírito Santo. Hoped 46yo in place for Cardiff + Mark Noble could join backroom team. Proven track record of PL promotion, multiple #WHUFC PoTY & understands club culture @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7741703…
what hard work it can be
Went on a date, she hardly talked. So I didn't bother following up with her. 19 days later she texted me
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This entire post is stolen from reddit
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Throwback when Fernandes and Tonali were called Scrub signings by a United fan. #ManchesterUnited #Tottenham #Coys #THFC
Playing from both clubs rolling around like little children exaggerating impact. Grow up. It’s embarrassing






























