Ex Foster Carer (15 years), and a Massive Spurs Nut πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡―πŸ‡²

Joined July 2011
My wife said to me last night, β€œAre you happy because Spurs don’t win very often?” πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚ I laughed at first, then thought about it for a minute and realised she was absolutely right! 😳
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Trump: "African American poverty, Hispanic American poverty, and Native American poverty rates are the highest and the best numbers ever recorded by far."
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It’s still very early in the season, so it’s too soon to judge properly, but from what I’ve seen so far, Tosin looks a better option than Van Hecke at right-sided centre-back. πŸ‘€
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With 15 minutes to go, then seeing 8 minutes of added time, the PTSD kicked in. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Two years of watching Spurs at home, HANDS UP who was expecting the worst.
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Daddy Davies πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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First time watching Jack Rudoni he looks a decent player
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Good job I’m not a football manager! I’ve been cussing Omar Marmoush for the last 20 minutes, then he scores an absolute worldie! πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Maybe I should just shut up and leave it to De Zerbi! 🀣
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You don’t realise just how much we’ve missed James Maddison until he comes back and reminds you what we’ve been missing! πŸ‘ What I’m wondering now is whether we’ll feel exactly the same when Kulusevski returns. πŸ€”
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I know it’s still early in the game, but Tosin looks really composed at the heart of the defence. Calm on the ball and confident in his positioning. πŸ‘€βš½
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Trump: If Democrats win, β€œYou’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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You only see warning signs because someone already done the stupid thing before πŸ˜‚πŸš© Who was that first person who thought this was a good idea! πŸ’€
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This generation will never understand the pain, going to the Library and the book you need to finish your assessment isn't there πŸ˜’
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Hertha Berlin had a shout for a penalty and the referee got sent over to the monitor. Before he could look, a few fans ran on and pinched the VAR cable 🀣 Screen dead, ref staring at nothing, so the VAR official just made the decision for him. Penalty awarded, penalty scored. Football is so back 🀣🀣
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πŸ˜‚ This is peak Spurs social media. A Facebook page completely makes up a story about De Zerbi, then someone in the comments pretends to be an ITK and starts confirming it. Next thing you know, it’s being reported as breaking news! πŸ€£πŸ€πŸ’™
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My daughter told me the other day Usher from 2001 was old people music 😫
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WTF Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get any worse 😑
Trump: If you are in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed. I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong.
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What type of foolishness is this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Meanwhile in the Caribbean Cup, someone has just invented a whole new way of taking penalties! 🀣⚽ Forget Panenka… what on earth do we call THIS? πŸ’€πŸ˜‚
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🚨BREAKING: Watching YouTube in Britain could soon require a TV licence under new plans to tackle declining BBC viewership. With the BBC now streaming live on YouTube, anyone caught watching without a licence may face a penalty up to £1000.
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