He/Him Host of @falconfootypod Your fun SuperCoach Dad 1/2 of the @FootyMailbag FormerTatooine correspondent for @JockReynolds Narrm Footy Club, NYG ❤️💙

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Joined September 2009
So my local is now charging $2 more for a coffee to cover the previously 20c charge for paying by card ? Real landlord behaviour
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"He was a top 5 pick!" is very much putting your vce results on your resume areas
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Top tier jumper of all time.
Our Pride Jumper for 2026 Designed in collaboration with Georgia Garnett and retired player Katherine Smith 🧡
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I absolutely hate making a fuss at restaurants but I would absolutely be sending this back.
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Well. That happened. This week, the gang comforts Cass as we discuss the 2026 Grand Final and complete our post mortem. We rave about Kylie, boo Lachie Neale and try and find someone to blame for those final 4 minutes. Listen now! linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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ITS JUST THE GOOD GUY DEFENCE. ARE THEY TAKING THE PISS?!
Reasons: In regard to whether 'exceptional and compelling circumstances' provision can apply to Neale's benefit. We find that the Tribunal did err in having regard to whether the conduct was intentional. We accept the position of Neale in his written submissions that the intentional aspect was an element of the charge which had already been established. The relevant inquiry was whether, despite the charge having been established, there was exceptional and compelling circumstances. In this case, that was Neale's record. We find that Neale's record is exemplary, and that he should be afforded the benefit of the provision. In conclusion, we allow the appeal. We order that Neale instead be fined $10,000.
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Happy Grand Final week, friends! Cass is up and about, as expected. We also follow the Lachie Neale tribunal, unpack the Brownlow and discuss our favourite Kylie songs. **we had some issues with the record, apologies if the audio is a bit off this week! linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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The Tribunal is still deliberating. We'll now give highly paid athletes $50,000 (nearly half the average Australian yearly salary) for a really good mark and goal, rather than donate it to a charity of the player’s choice.
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Seeing the cups flying on to the ground. #AFLHawksLions
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Another classic episode of the Falcon. Do you know the rules to fight club ? #AFLFINALS
With only 2 games last week, we filled the gaps with chat about player movements (Chris is pretty excited about Butters, to say the least), and try and understand compo picks; share our thoughts on the NFL game and then we finally let Cass gush about Freo linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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I love Viney, absolute legend. I get it, it’s sad af but also I reckon the some of the people who are complaining about telling him to explore options also complained about Goody playing favourites and not changing anything. That doesn’t make it less sad if he does go.
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idk who needs to hear this but “she was dressed as a crow” yeah and i would have been able to get that without the blackface 😭
me logging on and seeing 8 posts in a row of that crows fan in the crowd
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All I’m saying is that you’d know that dipshit was a crow without the blackface.
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Blackface Crows fan in honour of Tex’s final game
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Damn, almost like letting a tired team play against a rested team makes a difference #AFLCatsBlues
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Thank you @mimibirch for writing this so the rest of us don't have to 🙏 WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT mimimise.substack.com/p/what…
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Jess and I sing a version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire”. I’m an awful singer but we wrote some absolute banger lines in there.
This week, an old friend is back to put us through our paces! @jesseSPANNER returns to host a quiz episode! The Clarks' Demons are out of the finals, and Chris' Dogs are going on to play Adelaide in the EF. Find us wherever you get your pods linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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if you're a woman into afl even just posting dumb fucking twitter jokes there's some wankstain faceless account doing surveillance that would put flock's creepy face id to shame. ohhhh my godddddddd you fucking freaks are obsessed
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