Source Engine enthusiast | Rockstar Games enjoyer | Addon creator for Garry's Mod | Decent coder. RDR2 | Half-Life | TF2 | L4D2 | GTA | GMod
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Locked replies, lmfao. Anyway, wanna know why they don't make games super ultra realistic? ART DIRECTION, kiddo.
"WE ALL have already made the switch to EGS"
Ain't nobody jumping over to the AI vibecoded dungeon of Tim Sweenkoff's Epic Games store
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no badges
no forums
no reviews
no workshop
no streaming
no points shop
no remote play
no marketplace
no item trading
no trading cards
no guide system
no family sharing
no curator system
no artwork sharing
no overlay features
no discovery queue
no community hubs
no big picture mode
no screenshot sharing
no community groups
no profile customization
no remote play together
no steam deck verification
no controller configuration
no family management tools
no community-created guides
no universal controller support
no integrated mod distribution
no customizable controller profiles
no integrated game streaming tools
We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy.
Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview:
launcher.epicgames.com
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This is me unironically. Crowbcat is always right.
I put GTA IV in the same tier as San Andreas, its only real shortcoming was the total lack of customization.
GTA V got dumbed down and streamlined for normies. IV was better across the board: story, physics, NPC behavior, driving.
Way ahead of its time hardware-wise.
It's unfortunate IV didn't "sell well" during the early stages of a then lackluster console generation and was ultimately compared to one of the greatest games ever made indicating the goyim didn't want complex and realistic games.
Good thing they dumbed it all down in V, because by then you got your infinite customization and was subsequently adopted en mass by melanated gun and ballers purely for GTA Online.
Just like how IV failed to stack up against SA, GTA 6 has no fucking chance to rival V commercially. That golden ghetto goose managed to outsell every other entry in the franchise to the tune of more than 10x.
But because V captured lightning in a bottle everything has to be basic bitch garbage made for retards, commercialized with dripfed non-tent to make you buy stupid shark cards.
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"Step 1: Stop playing video ga-"
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Fizeram um mod para jogar GTA 3 em co-op!
Com até 8 players, é possível jogar missões, andar pelas ruas de Liberty City e aproveitar da liberdade do #GTAIII
Autor: @noxxzeraa
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Growing up realizing that garry’s mod was only successful because of its community and Valve meanwhile Garry himself has absolutely no idea what people want
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Thanks for gaming with us across multiple generations 💚
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