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You should always be here, with me.

Joined February 2012
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Maybe you didn't tweet it with your nice voice.
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Feeling cute. Might act a little crazy later.
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Sometimes you have to let people go so they can find someone worse than you.
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I like to scare my kids with stories about dial up internet.
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Him: How are you so interesting?! Me: Mental illness.
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As I’ve grown older I’ve developed an irrational fear of bad weather.
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alive and living are not the same.
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At any moment you're one step away from looking like a dumbass like pulling a push door.
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Why am I still baffled by how many ridiculously stupid and ignorant humans exist in this world
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i only tweet when i’m spiraling
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It's called sarcasm. Add it to your recipe.
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Hopelessly devoted to shit posting.
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Relationships come and go but have you ever had your favorite restaurant close down?
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Syncing our lunacy.
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At some point my algorithm seems to have lost the plot.
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I can do all things through spite which strengthens me.
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I talk alot of shit for someone who takes an hour to stand up straight after waking up
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If my tweets were a person they would be a solid 4 .
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PuppetMaster retweeted
It costs nothing to keep your mouth shut. Twitter users: hold my beer!
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You seem very bizzare, we should retweet each other.
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