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PuppetMaster

@PuppetMaster_PA

You should always be here, with me.

Joined February 2012
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I started a Go Fuck Yourself account for you
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CoCo@unhingebingeNov 6
Maybe you didn't tweet it with your nice voice.
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Our lives are not defined by any one action..
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 26
Feeling cute. Might act a little crazy later.
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 25
Sometimes you have to let people go so they can find someone worse than you.
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Sometimes, you do the things you have to do, not the things you want to do..
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freckles@x_freckles_o24 Nov 2025
I like to scare my kids with stories about dial up internet.
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freckles@x_freckles_o20 May 2018
Him: How are you so interesting?! Me: Mental illness.
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You can show me everything but don’t tell me anything, you won’t mean it.
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Your learning curve is a circle
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Carmella Cannoli@piccolobuttOct 15
As I’ve grown older I’ve developed an irrational fear of bad weather.
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The algorithm made me do it..
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kauaibride@KauaibrideOct 16
alive and living are not the same.
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 15
At any moment you're one step away from looking like a dumbass like pulling a push door.
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Why am I still baffled by how many ridiculously stupid and ignorant humans exist in this world
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Progress isn’t easy..
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Getaway Girl@The_GetawayGirlOct 5
i only tweet when i’m spiraling
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 5
It's called sarcasm. Add it to your recipe.
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CoCo@unhingebingeSep 27
Hopelessly devoted to shit posting.
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Relationships come and go but have you ever had your favorite restaurant close down?
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CoCo@unhingebingeSep 22
Syncing our lunacy.
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