Lansing
Joined January 2018
Mother— I marched upon Atlanta expecting Falcons, only to discover pigeons with a generous advertising budget. The Peach Brigade was routed, their feathers scattered and dignity plucked. Let them question my fitness for battle. I question their fitness for war. Yours. —CW
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smoking in the bed is kinda crazy ngl
timelapse of me smoking a joint october 18, 2026 - 2:30 PM
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“How can I ....” > “I can’t because….”
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the weed that they put into pre-rolls is like the meat that they put into hotdogs
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suburban dude disses diamond* 😭
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Baby Smoove used to make get money music. Now he makes the I got all the money music. A lot of you guys aint keep up
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He was like whatsup, why? WHY
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I've had Shrek 2 for PS2 for a long time. The fact that this game is getting remastered is just insane to me. I'll definitely be playing it when the time comes. Also, the trailer parodying GTA 6 is 10/10 stuff lol
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 16
First trailer for the ‘SHREK 2 REMASTERED’ game.
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should’ve pulled an Earl Sweatshirt
I deadass need new friends. 24 hours in a day and none of them wished me happy birthday👍🏿 it’s alr then
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nigga lucki always look like he just got all Fs on his report card and he fenna get whooped 😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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USA Reject
@sadreturnsOct 17
manager: where is Jerome? he hasn’t been at his station in 40 minutes POV of a mirror in the furthest restroom in the building:
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Kylie was a groupie when the underground started poppin off
ian connor been everywhere wtf 😭
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Playing ‘Wetter’ by Twista at the barbershop is crazyyy😂
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To run Skubal, Yamamoto, Snell & Glasnow out to the mound as your starting pitchers and get swept in 4 is absolutely ridiculous.
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One of my favorite guys is a teamster named Leo from New York that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.
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This single scene makes this entirely true
unironically one of the funniest character designs of all time
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as a man if you havent met the two loves of your life before you turned 25 you’re destined for hell on earth
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