leg, leg, arms, head, upright spine, it’s a members only club with one way to resign

California, USA
Joined November 2021
Nothing is real or serious
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Wonder how many dudes will see an ad like this at a young, impressionable age and think “damn so THAT’S how you’re sposed to eat puss hell ya” and give it a shot. It’s gotta be a couple at least.
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“I bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Volkswagen
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im a sin feeder
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near death, send drugs
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Istg every time I see old Soviet animation it has undeniable “that time I woke up vomiting and running a super high fever when I was 9 and fell back asleep into a delirious sleep paralysis state” vibes.
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commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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Ever think about how cooking is just making food out of other food
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Thank god No Nut November is preceded by Only Orgasms October
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The sexual tension between an intrusively strong suspicion and wondering if you’ve lost your damn mind
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I like wearing black because it makes me look like I’ve already been informed of the Terrible News
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a sex sandal
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sorry ben shapiro, but the only daily wire i'm concerned with is the one with the wet cotton ball wrapped around the end that the government shoves up my wiener hole every morning to electrocute my balls from the inside
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Penjamin Fentanyahu
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Why don’t we just kill everyone? That way no one will ever do anything wrong?
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Replying to @hammerito
Fish goo ziggurat goes hard
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The backpack immediately selling out within a day was incredible
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For those who haven’t put it together the reason the US government isn’t interested in legalizing drugs to weaken cartels etc. is because those organizations are largely extensions of the government itself and they have no interest in crippling their own assets.
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