STOP CALLING IT AUTOMATION, IT’S JUST AN AVOIDANCE TACTIC! My package marked as "delivered to resident" at 2:15 PM. But porch is completely empty... 😑 I'm opening the delivery app support chat: "hi, i'm virtual assistant nova! please select one of the following 4 options that don't apply to your situation." I'm typing: "talk to human." bot: "i understand! did you check under the doormat?" Me: "representative." bot: "our team is committed to excellence! here is an article on standard transit windows." After 12 minutes of typing variations of "agent" into a wall of text, I'm finally get connected to a person whose first message is: "please allow me 5–7 minutes to review your account details." It turns out that companies aren't investing in customer support, they're building digital assault courses to make you give up before they have to issue a refund. 😶

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT JUST PUT THIS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION DURING THE NFL GAMES. “This is the final battle with you at my side. We will demolish the deep state. We will expel the warmongers from our government. We will drive out the globalists. We will cast out the communists, Marxists, and fascists. We will throw off the sick political class that hates our country. We will rout the fake news media, and we will liberate America from these villains once and for all.” PAID FOR BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. Not a campaign. Not a PAC. The actual United States government. They’re not working us over anymore. We’re working them over. This is the final battle. And it’s live on national TV.

And there it is. Just as I predicted. They’re canceling Congress tomorrow to avoid the vote on IMPEACHING @SecWar. It will also make it harder for us to reach 218 signatures on the Epstein Discharge Petition before the election. We were at 190+ signatures last night.