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Joseph Strauss retweeted
How to drop several spots in the League Pass Rankings. The Raptors without Jack Armstrong would be unthinkable.
While all eyes have been on Rogers and Hockey broadcasters, one Jack Armstrong remains unsigned for the upcoming season & the @Raptors . This one is tricky given the fine folks at TSN but I’m told sides aren’t close as MLSE & TSN aren’t in agreement….
Joseph Strauss retweeted
Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense
Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense
Joseph Strauss retweeted
The worst moment of OG Anunoby’s career was tearing his ACL crashing the offensive glass in college.
The best moment of OG Anunoby’s career was a tip-in crashing the offensive glass in The Finals.
It is downright eerie how similar the plays are. His route. Where he lands.
Perseverance personified in the craziest way.
Hoops as poetry.
Joseph Strauss retweeted
It’s wild that living in Charlotte means there is at least a small chance every time you leave your house that LaMelo Ball will terrorize you with one of his cars
Joseph Strauss retweeted
omg they did a tribute to catherine o'hara while showing the norwich terrier at the westminster dog show
HER IMPACT !!
Joseph Strauss retweeted
Here are the years of play calling experience for each play caller at the time of hire for Callahan’s initial staff vs Saleh’s:
Brian Callahan: 0
Dennard Wilson: 0
Colt Anderson: 0
COMBINED: 0 yrs
Robert Saleh: 9
Brian Daboll: 12
Bones Fassel: 18
COMBINED: 39 yrs
Replying to @MikeHerndonSk1
Amen. To go from Cally’s staff in 2024 with first time HC/Playcaller/OC/DC/STC to this staff is quite the turnaround. Encouraged by the experience and believe the Titans can be at least watchable in 2026.
Joseph Strauss retweeted
a couple years back we learned that *major cast members* of Netflix Originals like Orange Is The New Black (streaming) made ~$28 in residual checks. for comparison, i appeared in *non-speaking* roles for The Eric Andre Show on Adult Swim (cable) and make ~$400 whenever it airs
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
Yamamoto tipping his hat to Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he stepped up to the plate
This game is awesome.
Joseph Strauss retweeted
That half a shoe size at home plate, the collision catch at the fence, the fucking ball wedged in the fence. Baseball is the cruelest sport.
Joseph Strauss retweeted
Cam Ward had to dirt a screen today because all three receivers in the area thought they were supposed to be blocking and nobody turned around for the ball
Joseph Strauss retweeted
One of my favorite comedic bits is everything that Chuck Mangione plays in King of the Hill turns into "Feels So Good"




































