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The slowest eater you know | writing for @JTANews

Joined November 2016
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
How to drop several spots in the League Pass Rankings. The Raptors without Jack Armstrong would be unthinkable.
While all eyes have been on Rogers and Hockey broadcasters, one Jack Armstrong remains unsigned for the upcoming season & the @Raptors . This one is tricky given the fine folks at TSN but I’m told sides aren’t close as MLSE & TSN aren’t in agreement….
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense
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BOBBY YOU DEMON. KEPT CMB, KEPT JAKOBE, EVEN STOOD FIRM ON SHEAD.
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The worst moment of OG Anunoby’s career was tearing his ACL crashing the offensive glass in college. The best moment of OG Anunoby’s career was a tip-in crashing the offensive glass in The Finals. It is downright eerie how similar the plays are. His route. Where he lands. Perseverance personified in the craziest way. Hoops as poetry.
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how I feel being an OG fan/believer since his rookie year
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The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
Finally, New York is pretending it’s Toronto versus the other way around
Been thinking a lot today (Accidentally stumbled into a Nirvanna The Band The Show lookalike contest in Washington Square Park)
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
It’s wild that living in Charlotte means there is at least a small chance every time you leave your house that LaMelo Ball will terrorize you with one of his cars
LaMelo BEEN terrorizing the city of charlotte. almost every person in this comment section has a story about him almost running them over 😭
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
omg they did a tribute to catherine o'hara while showing the norwich terrier at the westminster dog show HER IMPACT !!
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
Here are the years of play calling experience for each play caller at the time of hire for Callahan’s initial staff vs Saleh’s: Brian Callahan: 0 Dennard Wilson: 0 Colt Anderson: 0 COMBINED: 0 yrs Robert Saleh: 9 Brian Daboll: 12 Bones Fassel: 18 COMBINED: 39 yrs
Replying to @MikeHerndonSk1
Amen. To go from Cally’s staff in 2024 with first time HC/Playcaller/OC/DC/STC to this staff is quite the turnaround. Encouraged by the experience and believe the Titans can be at least watchable in 2026.
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
a couple years back we learned that *major cast members* of Netflix Originals like Orange Is The New Black (streaming) made ~$28 in residual checks. for comparison, i appeared in *non-speaking* roles for The Eric Andre Show on Adult Swim (cable) and make ~$400 whenever it airs
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
Yamamoto tipping his hat to Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he stepped up to the plate This game is awesome.
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That half a shoe size at home plate, the collision catch at the fence, the fucking ball wedged in the fence. Baseball is the cruelest sport.
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Watching Little vs Ohtani at 2:24 am
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Joseph Strauss retweeted
THE GEORGE SPRINGER HOME RUN
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I might never forget this throw
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Cam Ward had to dirt a screen today because all three receivers in the area thought they were supposed to be blocking and nobody turned around for the ball
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One of my favorite comedic bits is everything that Chuck Mangione plays in King of the Hill turns into "Feels So Good"
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Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau
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