My white trash secret is I have an impulse to enter Facebook car giveaways. I was wronged once and dream of Redemption. When I was 15 in 2003 there was a zo6 Corvette in the local mall that was available to win all you have to do is fill out an entry card and slide it in the window. The contest was 2 months long and for the first few weeks I entered a few times on the weekends then one week I took several entire booklets of the entry forms and filled them out all week while separating them and folding or crinkling some to give them a different texture. The next Saturday I subbmitted a good portion of the entries and then slowly did entry dumps every weekend. Sitting at home one night and the phone rings my mom says it's for me, I won the Corvette they just need to verify my age. Because I entered my name and violated the rules of the contest my parents couldn't claim it for me I didn't get the car and the high I felt just a moment before had crashed to the lowest low. But one day I'll get it back I'll win a car and I don't care if I have to buy a Corvettes worth of shirts to do it.

"because of the hemp issue" sorry about the heretical gay demon who wants unfettered immigration and abortion but hemp is super important.

Why do D1 male athletics programs have female trainers anyway?

This is not a human being humans don't move like that and every instinct I have tells me something is off. A Demon, Alien, or some kind of subterranean lizard creature is wearing a suit of human skin and Running for Senate.

So much fucking Spanish being spoken around me.

The amount of hefty lesbian couples with black children at this pumpkin farm has me wishing we were speaking German.

It's finally cold enough to carry full sized pistols.

I like White People tacos. When White People talk shit about White People tacos it comes off as them putting down White People to impress brown people and that's retarded faggot bullshit.

Because both of those things are fucking awesome.

ICE flipping over the blockade of Subarus to arrest the Mexican gender queer.

Woman moment. Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by reaching out to people that hate you.

Theyre all whores, Sydney Sweeney is using lust to sell gambling gym girls do it for love of the game. It's also not really an issue as much as it's just an observation.

All Canadians are gay

How insane that this Ham Planet is even running.

Pictured: A progressive woman tells the migrant she insisted be let in her country that he isnt allowed to kill her.