Lost my first account...unanijua. Bad puns and Sarcasm. Khaleed's Muse-Mbwa Kali. I have trypophobia. Proud Borana.

Joined May 2024
my mom took our 4½ yr old nephew to the doctor's cuz both me and my sis told her -separately- "probably ana ADHD", he exhibits all signs. the receptionist asked her what brought her in & she said "haskii huyu". she was sent to the ENT cuz they thought haskii, literally. 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @TheLongInvest
Wish everyone could see the false flags like you. Recipe attached for good ol false flag event.
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Beethoveen composed this symphony in 1811 in the praise of the prophet muhammad pbuh
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I really make good stuff🤭🤭
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forever thinking abt the video of tht lady calling a bunch of religious establishments asking for help for her and her baby & the only ones that helped them were muslims …..
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No tear gas, no heavy water cannisters, no armed police. That's all you need to know about this operation
Ruto is a national security threat.
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Alisomea interior design to design the empty space in her fathers head.
Ruto was in Dubai yesterday His daughter was graduating with a degree in interior design from Heriot- Watt University The fee there is 1.2 M per sem. They have distinctively 3 branches. In Uk, Dubai and Malaysia Let me work hard my son pia asome prestigious school Actually, she runs our consulate there. Yeye and Hussein Mohamed’s second wife Yes, Hussein, formerly royal media and current State house spokes person His bodyguard shot a man dead over bet ya pool game and nothing has happened. Nothing will happen Hapo ndio kenya imefika Frame two is called Hilary Kibiwott, from Baringo. Boda rider Masters in Commerce. You see, it is very easy to get masters in Kamasutra, journalism, goonism, catering, administration, But in commerce, you have to be adept in Math, grammar and have social acuity He is not alone Statistics reveal that in every 50 boda riders, 7 are masters holders Not Diploma. Not Degree… Masters! Mr President we are not asking for much You campaigned on hustler nyef nyef and creating job opportunities Shipping us to be slaves in Asia is not what we bargained for Putting Kasmuel , Alionya, Oguda , Morara and co on 50k a month salary is not what we bargained for Hosting Wakorino and illiterate MCAs in State house every week is not what we bargained for Siasa ya kupanda sun roofs while spewing lies is not what we bargained for Unavaa custom made watch ya Patel Philippe worth 31M dollars So reviving kikomi, Store pamba and Aror Dam sio shida Bro, wantam chants are not hate. They are a testament of our frustrations Ukicheza, we will make it a reality August 2027 Learn to listen. Bye 🫶
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Rigathi Gachagua is not our spokesperson. We shall be on the streets tomorrow to commemorate our fellow GenZs who lost their lives in 2024 & 2025. Let this sink!
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As a muslim, I do believe that marriage makes us a little richer. I have seen men who earn less than me get married and suddenly are taking their wives and kids out to nice places, buying some nice thobes and dressing better. May Allah bless all of you unloves folks with marriage
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Those kids who used to take the ball back to the house ukiwachenga kwa grao grew up into adults who only like you if you make them feel important.
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Unatrackiwa na tokens plus simu unapatikana kwa choo lakini watoto wanakatwa katwa and culprits are walking scot-free
DCI can easily locate people from their anonymous social media handles but not child traffickers??
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Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan. You can donate any amount. Simply log in to davidmaraga.com. Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137 Account Number: 4164137
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buana you’ve been fucking the same politicians that have been fucking us through and through,you have no vision for kajiado people whatsoever. wewe endelea kudinya sudi na utosheke bana stop being a greedy whore
It is official! A few weeks ago, my family and community gave me their blessings to officially present myself as a candidate in the upcoming 2027 elections. With great humility and pride, I would like to introduce myself to you all. My name is Mercy Nashipai Legilisho (Mercy Masai). Born in 1998 in Nkama, Oloitokitok, Kajiado County, I am the only daughter of Mzee Jackson Legilisho Kosen and Esther Lanoi Legilisho from the respected Loorapi family. Professionally, I am a psychologist; by passion, a dedicated farmer; and at heart, a community activist driving change through my CBO, the Mercy Mission Foundation. My vision for Kajiado County is simple yet profound: to serve our people diligently, breaking down barriers of clan and tribe. Together, we will restore hope across our community by ensuring universal access to quality education and healthcare. To those who have stood by me from day one, thank you for your unwavering faith in my leadership. The real work begins now! To my critics, I welcome your constructive feedback as we build this future together. HOPE IN ACTION ! Zechariah 4:6 ("Not by might nor by power, but by my Spirit, says the Lord of hosts")
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🚨 URGENT: MISSING CHILD ALERT 🚨 My son,Nollan Kinyua Kamau is missing.He was last seen in the company of his nanny around kamakis area. Please help bring my baby back home .Contact person 0115265637/0101029704 Plead RT to help share the word.
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Les Wanyika - Ufukara sio Kilema
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I provide private chef services including weekly meal plans like this one. The client wanted high protein healthy meals. RT widely my client might be on your TL 🥹
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Umetumia black and white kuadd depth because you are a shallow nigga.
Greatness is often built in silence ~ one focused moment at a time.
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It's has come to our attention that this post contains fake donation link to the Maraga campaign. The donation link to maraga campaign is : donations.davidmaraga.com
This quoted post is unavailable.
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My fellow Kenyans, thank you. From Mombasa to Moyale. Lodwar to Lokichang. Nairobi to Namanga, ordinary Kenyans have contributed KES 7,836,150 to our campaign. Not from the powerful. Not from the well-connected. From you. These funds have carried our #UkatibaCaravan through 27 counties, listening, mobilizing, and urging Kenyans to register as voters. Only 20 counties remain. And I am asking you, once more, to help us finish what we started. Every shilling counts. Just go to davidmaraga.com Or M-PESA Paybill: 4164137 , Account: 4164137 This is a people's campaign. Let us keep it that way.
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