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I provide private chef services including weekly meal plans like this one. The client wanted high protein healthy meals.
RT widely my client might be on your TL ๐ฅน
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
Asamoh on a Monday: "Sifuna has no money to pay polling stations, agents; he has no financial muscle of a presidential candidate."
Asamoh on a Friday: "Sifuna has money, and he actually pays people to attend his rallies."
Duality of men!
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
๐ญ๐ถ๐น ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฐ๐จ๐ป๐ฌ ๐น๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐จ๐บ๐ฌ
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๐๐, ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐ 19, 2026
๐ณ๐ฐ๐ต๐ซ๐จ ๐ด๐พ๐จ๐ต๐จ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐บ๐ป๐จ๐ป๐ฌ๐ด๐ฌ๐ต๐ป ๐ถ๐ต ๐น๐ผ๐ป๐ถโ๐บ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ป๐ฌ๐น๐ญ๐ฌ๐น๐ฌ๐ต๐ช๐ฌ ๐พ๐ฐ๐ป๐ฏ ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ด๐จ๐บ๐ฐ๐ต๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ด๐ผ๐ณ๐ฐ๐น๐ถ ๐ด๐จ๐น๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ป, ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ป๐จ๐ณ๐ฌ.
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
Musalia Mudavadi was 29 years when he was rigged in as MP for Sabatia. He become the Youngest MP in Parliament in 1989. Dictator Moi named him the minister for Marketing & Supplies.
Today he preaches against 44 Year Old @edwinsifuna all day long saying he's too young
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
Hakuna watu wako na advice mob towards Sifuna kama those who don't support him, and I am left wondering are they just fans in denial??๐ค๐ค
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
Kwani si hudo? Hio ndio kazi ya mwananchi bana, kupress. Akiingia sherehe kiasi alafu as soon as cabinet is announced tunarudi kushika serikali shingo. Nobody should be comfortable in that seat.
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
That result doesn't tell the full story of what happened in that game; we weren't bullied physically by Brentford.
We were defensively poor, especially on the right. Neto had a bad game, tactically, and so did Fofana.
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
Once you start living with someone ndio unajuanga there is much more beyond the size of kinyambisi.
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
But Cherargei. You are also a Senator. You can also ask Uhuru these questions yourself.
But Mr. Empty you should ask your sponsor Uhuru about extra judicial killings in river yala, kianjokoma brothers killings etc because the bill of rights has been existing since 2010 infact democracy is in full functional in Kenya ๐ฐ๐ช and the rights are safeguarded by independent constitutional bodies such as judiciary, police , IPOA . Kenya's is a free & democratic society that's you can even storm a private funeral & campaign without due regard to the family wishes plus your sugarcoated insults.
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
There is NO muslim spokesman in Kenya. @HonAdenDuale does not even represent his Ogaden clansmen. Let alone the Somali community. He can go to Golgotha!
Farouq ๐ฅข retweeted
Nikupee number ya fam huko Moiben you explain to them why hakuna mtu ata moja amepata allocation despite having paid almost nearly half the amount?
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Wanga went to Dubai for fresh air while Irungu Kangโata worked on an industrial park and Cabros. She will later blame marginalization and Kikuyu privileges.
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So Junior was present in the meeting when other ODM politicians hurled insults and threats at his own mother and sister over what transpired during the anniversary? ๐ค



































