🎮 Playing the long game. ⭐ Chasing the ultimate power-up. 🪙 XRP • XRPL • Macro • Digital Assets LEVEL: Still Early
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I told my wife XRP was a long-term investment. She said, ‘How long?’ I said, ‘Generational wealth.’ She said, ‘Whose fucking generation? Ours or the archaeologists who dig your ass up?’
Ouch. 🤕 Think I struck a nerve? 🎮
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🪙 We’re excited to announce that we’re partnering with @Ripple to expand our stablecoin optionality and integrate RLUSD into our banking core infrastructure, with support for transactions on the XRP Ledger.
Together, we’re combining traditional payment technology with RLUSD on the XRPL, giving issuers and acquirers greater flexibility to settle intraday and reduce settlement latency. By bringing stablecoins’ programmability and near-instant settlement into the same environment as traditional rails, we’re creating a unified payments experience where businesses can leverage the strengths of both.
We’re proud to enable faster payment capabilities and give our partners greater choice and flexibility.
Learn more: crossriver.com/newsroom/cros…
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RLUSD payments are becoming part of the banking infrastructure fintechs already use.
We’re partnering with @CrossRiverBank to integrate RLUSD on the XRP Ledger into its core banking platform, providing 24/7 settlement within payment networks and greater flexibility to settle intraday.
Learn more: crossriver.com/newsroom/cros…
ALT Logos of Ripple, Cross River, and XRP Ledger on a dark blue background.
PLAYER 589 retweeted
We had the honor of ringing the @Nasdaq closing bell yesterday, celebrating our debut as a public company and an important milestone in our journey. We’re proud to share this moment with our team, partners and the XRP community who helped us get here.
Not investment advice or an offer of securities. Contains forward-looking statements; actual results may differ materially. Risk factors: sec.gov/edgar/browse?CIK=209…
The XRPL can now delegate certain account permissions without sharing master keys. Meanwhile, my bank still sends me a six-digit security code to prove I’m me. Bitch, I’ve been your customer for 20 years. You know my mortgage, my salary and every embarrassing purchase I’ve ever made. WE’VE BEEN THROUGH THINGS.” 😂🏦
Ripple keeps announcing partnerships with financial institutions. Custody, tokenization, stablecoins, payments. Every fucking week, another bank. I’m starting to think Brad Garlinghouse isn’t building infrastructure. He’s collecting financial institutions like Pokémon. GOTTA BANK ’EM ALL! 🏦🎮
PLAYER 589 retweeted
Day 7 as a public company, and we’re putting 473M XRP to work starting with @Ripple, @krakenfx, @coinbase and @BitGo. In my view, just holding was first generation. Say hello, to gen 2!
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The best work isn’t done alone.
Today, we’re announcing our inaugural institutional execution partners: @Ripple, @krakenfx, @coinbase and @BitGo.
Together, they provide a foundation to begin putting our 473 million XRP treasury to work in institutional strategies.
More on our partners and what comes next: tinyurl.com/4xcnpwkf
Not investment advice or an offer of securities. Contains forward-looking statements; actual results may differ materially. Risk factors: sec.gov/edgar/browse/?CIK=20…
AI agents can now make payments using $XRP and RLUSD. Fantastic. One day I’m gonna wake up and Alexa will have a diversified portfolio while I’m still waiting for XRP to fucking moon. 😒🤖🎮
Wall Street wants stocks trading 24/7 on blockchain. Beautiful. These motherfuckers looked at a system where people lose money five days a week and said, ‘You know what this needs? SUNDAYS.’” 😂🎮
I love when people say XRP is going to zero. ZERO?! You been saying that for nine years! At some point, you gotta admit your prediction is running on the same schedule as the fucking Dallas Cowboys’ Super Bowl comeback. 😄🎮
I told my wife I invested in the future of global finance. She said, ‘That’s nice, honey. Can the future of global finance pay the electric bill?’
Nine years later, that’s still a fair fucking question. Anybody else’s spouse keeping score? 😂🎮
You ever notice how XRP haters know EVERYTHING about XRP? The partnerships, the lawsuits, the executives, the technology. Motherfucker, I OWN XRP and even I don’t know everything about it!
Be honest, who’s doing more research, the holders or the haters? 😂🎮
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Today, the U.S. Department of the Treasury announced enforcement actions imposing more than $1.21 billion in penalties against Bank of America for violations of anti-money laundering and sanctions laws. These actions represent the third-largest penalty in Treasury history and the largest in @USOCC history.
home.treasury.gov/news/press…
I don’t argue with XRP haters anymore. Some people need a villain, and apparently a three-letter ticker ruined their childhood.
Nine years holding XRP and I’ve learned that patience isn’t a virtue. It’s a fucking subscription service with no cancellation button.
Be honest, how long have you been paying for yours? 😂🎮
Another day survived in the crypto circus. 🎪
XRPN finally launched. $XRP is still testing our fucking patience. And somehow, we’re all still here.
But here’s the thing: Life’s too short to let red candles steal your joy.
So thank God for another day, raise a glass, and tell the universe:
“Bitch, please. I’m not done yet.” 🥃🎮