@PiousGeek

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Pakata, Ilorin
Joined April 2012
لولا هذه الدنانير لتمندل بنا هؤلاء الملوك 😎
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His death is written!
A 20-year-old phone seller, Olusola Olumide, has narrated how he crushed a police sergeant to death in Lagos. While on stop and search duty along Olugbede Street in the Egbeda area of Lagos State, police officers signalled Olumide to stop. He initially stopped but suddenly sped off as Sergeant Johnson Okediji approached the driver’s side. The officer was knocked down and dragged underneath the vehicle for several metres, despite repeated attempts by police officers and passers-by to make the driver stop. The driver was eventually chased and arrested. The officer sustained multiple fractures and head injuries. He was taken to a nearby hospital and subsequently referred to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH), where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Visit guardian.ng to stay updated on related stories. #Lagos #Police #Crime #Nigeria
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If e no wan gree. Double twale am with your arms up, come say salanterebatiala salasunfunmi yafunmi simile, omo Adugbo ni mi o le mofo fun e omo iya mi. No go call am Eje mi or anything close!
Dem dey very easy to whine 😂 If he calls you “Ogo,” reply am, “Omo Oba, twale!” Use your deepest voice and raise both hands. 😂 If he asks, “Kí ló dé wá?” if you get small raba, give am Figo or 2Ba. If you no get guide, just tell am, “Omo Oba, ko sí ẹ̀rù lẹ́ o.” 😂 And no go dey waka like Dindinrin. I beg. 😭😂
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Over 7 years here, e go hard ooo! 😭
I’ve been working fully remote since 2021. Since then, I’ve used the freed-up commute hours to improve my skills, bond with family, work on personal projects and stack coins. Only thing I miss is regular physical interaction and that’s where hangouts and meetups come in.
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Evidence 9,999 that women have very retentive memories.
Aren’t you the same girl that didn’t leave any yam for her dad? Truly the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. This apple didn’t even fall at all sef.
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Eyin oni awon oni Jalabi rara ni 😂😭
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Ikoyi Club is a different reality - nitter.cf/piousgeek/status/17016…
I was at Ikoyi Club last night. I got to know the requirements of being a member of the golf club and I instantly regretted knowing.
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If I show you my Vercel deployments, you go just shake head cos ideas plenty. How many things you wan build 😂
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My confidence level is immeasurably higher. Once you assign something to me, my subconscious tells me I can get it done! ⚠️😎
It takes sheer courage to procrastinate. You either have an insane amount of faith in your last-minute abilities, or you are simply unbothered by the consequences of inaction. Either way, you’ve sure got some guts.
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You can have dogs 😎
THOSE WHO HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ISLAM, PLEASE HELP. Today, having dogs at home is safer for common man who can't afford security. And Islam is against having dogs. Should I not have dog because of Islam and risk insecurity or have them and be punished? I need answers. Don't air me.
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Charity and Flora don enter ring, abeg tell me say dem beat Charity 😭😂
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Interesting times ahead 🤔
Replying to @finkd
To lead this effort, I'm excited that Chirantan "CJ" Desai will join Meta as Chief Enterprise Platform Officer, reporting directly to me. CJ is an experienced enterprise leader with a track record of building full-stack software and delivering results in AI, infrastructure, business applications, and security. He has an extensive industry network that we look forward to partnering with. CJ joins us from MongoDB, where he was CEO and President. Before that he led product and engineering at Cloudflare and spent nearly eight years at ServiceNow, including as President and COO.
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Kolapo IMÃM 🪶 retweeted
Following the Midnight Foundation's recent wind-down of its developer relations team, my time at Midnight has come to an end. I built the developer education and AI developer tools, a dozen-video series explaining how ZKP and network implementation, a certification academy, and an MCP server downloaded 10,000+ times. Some of my favourite moments were the conversations, from fireside chats with builders to the hours spent alongside partner teams shipping on the network. Thank you to the team, the developer community, and every partner I worked with. Before Midnight, I spent over two years at Axelar working hands-on with partner teams building cross-chain applications. I designed their integrations, reviewed their code, and wrote the reference implementation developers used to send messages between blockchains. Before developer relations, I spent over four years as a backend engineer, building systems serving tens of thousands of users, data pipelines, and enterprise software for banks and telecoms. I also founded Web3 Afrika, a community of builders. That engineering background is what I bring to developer relations: I can sit with a team, read their code, and help them ship to production. Now I'm looking for my next role in developer relations, forward-deployed engineering, developer experience, developer support, solutions engineering, or AI engineering. I'm based in UK with a UK Global Talent visa, so no sponsorship is needed in the UK, and I'm open to remote or hybrid. Available now. If your team is hiring, or you know one that is, I'd love to hear from you. An intro or a repost would mean a lot. Portfolio and CV in the reply, kindly help RT
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e no easy!
Bruh, schools that charge like 20m per year here sef no be like this. This is a public schools ooo... like Babasanya's Iganmode Grammar School public school. We are not in soup, we are soup.
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Kolapo IMÃM 🪶 retweeted
🚨 Missing Child - Please Help 🚨 On the 19th of this month, Faaiz, a 6-month-old baby, was abducted from his parents' house around Lalupon Road, Ibadan, during the late hours of the night. The parents have already reported the case at the nearest police station, but
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The trending game reminds me of this fun game I launched during Ramadan - tagalgala.vercel.app/ Its similar game mechanics, obstacle course and platformer game designs.
🌙 I just scored 5601 in Tagalgala! 🕌 Can you beat my high score of 5601? Survive the day and night in this beautiful Ramadan challenge! 📿 Play now at: tagalgala.vercel.app
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Please I need you guys to join the WhatsApp so we can vote in crazy features. I just want to rent out my bus for sleepovers inside Oshodi garage, I no get strength to drive abeg…
7,000 drivers in 2 days. 🚌 I built Lagos Run in my spare time, and you turned it into a whole Lagos traffic jam. Thank you for every score, every "pooon", every bug report. Big updates are coming: agbero, LASTMA, new buses, and an Independence Day paint on Oct 1. 🇳🇬 Follow @eureka_seamless so you don't miss them 👇 danfo.horpey.dev #LagosRun
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The driver The bus – at Gbede, Nigeria
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Nothing wey dem fit do me oo 😂 Agbeti ni igi elera fun Omode ⚠️
I need our women to learn Arabic… so that them go mount on you and your cohorts 🤣😂😅
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Kolapo IMÃM 🪶 retweeted
This is the second part of the story I shared earlier about the Osun State logo. @Osun_State_Gov publicly announced the logo redesign contest in April 2024 and stated that the best designers would be invited and compensated. My design was eventually selected, approved and unveiled. But after the unveiling, getting that money became another story entirely. I sent several emails to get that done. Eventually, @Studio_Hamkaz sent the money to me after I was told that ₦500,000 was what the state had budgeted as compensation. Which I honestly struggled to believe because the compensation was never mentioned publicly after the unveiling. I also received several calls to come for TV interviews about the logo. One was from @Kayodealaka22 of @WStv_NG, which I declined. Not because I didn't have anything to say. I just didn't want to drag anybody or talk about what happened publicly; I wanted to preserve Osun State's reputation and move on. At the time @adedayo_oderinu , who was part of the publicly announced judging panel for the competition, called me about the matter. Part of that conversation was about trying to get us to meet with the Governor. The explanation was that @iwogoke; the spokesperson to the Governor, said @AAdeleke_01 had been busy and the suggestion was that we should try our luck at meeting him unannounced at home or his office. 😂 If a government organises a public competition, selects a winner, unveils the work and there is a payment issue afterwards, shouldn't there be a proper process for resolving that? Why should we have to be the ones looking for the Governor's whereabouts? And then there was another thing I heard; perhaps the committee handling the project might have presented someone else as the owner of my work and settled lowkey. I'm deliberately saying “might have” because I'm not going to present something I heard as a fact. But if that did happen, that's a much bigger conversation oo 😂. And if it didn't, then I'd genuinely like the government to clarify what actually happened. This is why I'm tagging @Osun_State_Gov, @AAdeleke_01, @iwogoke, and @AlimiKolapo I kept quiet for two years because I didn't want government wahala. But sometimes, silence doesn't solve the problem. It only gives the problem more time. So, I have a few straightforward questions: 1. What was the official compensation package arranged for the winners? 2. What was the expected payment process, and why wasn't the compensation communicated publicly same way the competition was announced? 3. Why did payment require repeated follow-ups after the winning work had already been unveiled? Was the state / committee in charge not planning to pay before the follow-ups or perhaps the money had been embezzled? 4. Regarding the second runner-up, why was ₦100,000 paid after he made a public post about the issue few months ago? Was that payment already due, or was it triggered by the public complaint? These are questions that need to be answered. Cc: @davido @DukeOfOsun @AOEgbedun @officialABAT @SodiqTade @OsunDefender @InsideOsogbo @Tunegee @adewumiadeyemii @OoniAdimulaIfe @thecableng @OlamideAlawode_ @DaOptimistic @IyiolaOmisoreDr @OsunTwitta @TitilolaAdeleke
I Won a Government Competition. But I Learnt a Priceless Lesson From It. 😂 Two years ago, I participated in a government contest to design a logo for an entire state (you all know the state 😂). My design was selected, approved and unveiled. But here’s the interesting part… If there's one thing I've learnt about opportunities, it's that the announcement and the actual experience can be two very different things. The call for submissions was publicly announced, creatives submitted their work, and eventually, my design was selected, approved and unveiled as the winning design. The prize / compensation was #500,000 alongside other promises which was never fulfilled. My issue isn't that the prize was ₦500,000. An organisation has the right to determine what it can afford to offer for a competition. What I have always found interesting, though, is that the call for submissions was publicly announced, If you're confident about the compensation you're offering, why not communicate it publicly as the contest was announced? The work had been approved and presented publicly, yet getting paid required repeated emails and follow-ups. Eventually, someone had to push for the payment, which came roughly two to three months after the unveiling. I moved on and kept quiet. I honestly didn't want any government wahala😂. Then recently, I spoke with the second runner-up, who told me some of the committee sent him ₦100,000 because he wanted to call them out publicly. That conversation made me reconsider whether I should have raised questions about the whole experience. And it got me thinking about all the governments and institutions that constantly talk about empowering young people, supporting creatives and encouraging innovation. But what does empowerment mean if the people / organizations who participate in these opportunities have to struggle to get clear information or receive their payments? If you're a creative or young professional, ask about the compensation, clarify the payment timeline, get the terms in writing and keep records of every communication. Don't assume that a prestigious institution automatically has a well-managed process. And if you're an institution, remember that supporting young people isn't just about creating opportunities. It's also about how you treat them after they show up and do the work.
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زوِّج ثلاثاً إن أردتَ النجاحا فالحرب بينهما لها لألاحا إن النزاع إذا تشعّب شرّه أمسى صراع الثالثات صلاحا فاجعل ثلاثك كالجيوش تقاتلت فتعيش بينهمُ تنال الراحا أبو أويس البَكَتَوي
This man married two wives and almost ran mad! 😂😅🤣 ​“Out of pure ignorance, I married two women, unaware of the misery a man with two wives endures. I thought to myself: I will be a ram between them, enjoying life between two gracious ewes! Instead, I became like a ewe living day and night, torn back and forth between two vicious wolves. Pleasing one triggers the fury of the other, so I am never free from someone’s rage! I encounter nothing but hardship in my life, for such is the distress between co-wives. One night for this one, and the next for that one - endless nagging on both nights! So if you wish to live honorably and keep your hands filled with good things, Live single! And if you cannot bear that, then charge bravely into the thick of battle!”
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