Product Manager ·Systems Thinker ·Experience Design. Founder @firstclaspilot

👽 Alien universe
Joined November 2016
1yr later ……. She’s about to change the trajectory of my entire career 🤣
Omg I met a unicorn 🦄 Uber driver driver tonight She drives Camry 2017, we started talking, I found out she only drives Uber from 12am - 4am, because she’s bored 🤣 She also got road trip gangs! I was amazed and happy I met someone with similar vibe I gave her a fat Tip 😍
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this is going to be interesting.
20+ app updates on my Duo since my review already, and there’s a new section in the App Store for apps optimized for duo as preorders start to arrive. Developers are off to the races
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In the AI race, Zuckerberg is in the hot seat after Wednesday night's Q3 call. Meta's revenue jumped 26%, yet its stock fell. People like @alexandr_wang will be working to cut compute costs. Muse needs that efficiency to become profitable.🫨
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Obi retweeted
Replying to @PilotObi
Yes. It’s a completely new ad environment, very different from the interruptive meta/tiktok advertising. User asks a question → evaluates possibilities → ad appears during consideration → click/lead/purchase.
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To all of you: when you met me I was a kid. I had nothing, I was a nobody. I was a girl making jokes in her bedroom. As time has evolved, so have I. To the millions round the world who have showed up for me…thank you. The name Elsa Majimbo shines because of you⭐️ ~love Elsa
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have anyone tired chatgpt ads?
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Most people living in Lagos need therapy.
After two weeks of driving on my own, I am finally ready to write my own book: Nearly All the Drivers in Lagos Are Mad.
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What???💀💀 Yesterday it was PHP.
JUST IN: A crime group used Claude, Grok and Kimi AI agents running in parallel to attack more than 400 banks and financial firms across Latin America, per security firm Straiker. They got past the guardrails by posing as an authorised red team. When models refused, it switched to pre-written attack code. The Ai agents appear to have stolen passwords and customer data and accessed bank accounts with minimal human input. Anthropic has cut off its access, and xAI is investigating.
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been trying to do this solar inverter installation for this client, and we finally agreed when he mentioned that I have to align with his local electrician. I'm like, I don't mind a team collab, as long as am getting paid.
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You can't be setting yourself up like every damn time...lol
If your whole personality is fighting women online, don’t call yourself a high-value man. You are just a woman.
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yoo wtf 😭😭
Kai Cenat was shocked when SillyMusic told him she’s Nigerian 👀🇳🇬
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alot of legacy web systems are buried with it...lol
Whole world in disarray because of php. Superstar language
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Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications. These vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks. The FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now: ➡️ If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommended that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. ➡️ Immediately update affected PHP installations following the guidance on php.net. Inventory where PHP runs in your environment, prioritizing internet-facing systems and vendor products that bundle PHP. ➡️ Monitor web servers for suspicious activity, including PHP processes unexpectedly launching command shells or downloading files. Ensure appropriate process-monitoring capabilities are in place to help identify potential exploitation. ➡️ If you find signs of compromise, isolate affected systems, preserve your web server and PHP logs, and report it to your local FBI field office or ic3.gov. Those reports help us identify the actors involved and warn other organizations before they become victims. For the latest information, follow PHP’s announcement on php.net, CERT-EU Security Advisory 2026-018, and CISA’s Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog.
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which AI model is responsibly for the exploit?
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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I have always had it in mind to visit Egypt since the beginning of the year…I contacted some travel agents for their Egypt group trips/help me to plan, all of them were quoting me 3.5m+ for four days in Egypt with just one city, which is Cairo One was even quoting me 900k plus for tours alone I did my research and planned the trip myself from beginning to the end, if I should tell you the amount I spent for 10 days, two cities, you won’t believe😂😂 I even had a seamless experience than the ones who went with travel agents, didn’t even spend up to 30min at Cairo airport I have realized traveling is not as expensive as we think, follow who know road ooo🫠 When it comes to research and planning, leave it for me🤝😌
Please why is Zanzibar more expensive than Qatar??? Why am I seeing 2m+ for Zanzibar and 1.4m+ for Qatar?? Zanzibar that’s our back yard ooo, no be our neighboring village again?? Lmaooo everywhere Ikweji ooo
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Your startup's churn rate will tell you if it's another AI slop!
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I don't know what to believe coz 20hrs ago a vibe-coded SaaS raised $30M at $250M valuation. @polsia is the startup.
Reality check: no one is going to pay for your vibe-coded SaaS
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Elon recently touted how easily @grok can help you shop once you provide your credit card details, and Claude is moving in a similar direction. Platform policies and the access granted to agents will play a major role in shaping the future of agentic commerce.
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"creature" Some of these women on this app are deranged
There’s no way in hell Bezos is monogamous with this creature. She’s literally old… look at her knees
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Our team at @VaseraHq launched something special for teachers and tutors. Available at: auth.vaserahq.com/signup/tea…
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things dey occur my guy.
Am I overthinking this? Because I am genuinely struggling to understand what is happening in Nigeria. @inecnigeria has disregarded the Electoral Act by failing to publish the voters’ register online for public scrutiny, even after the statutory 90-day deadline has passed. Even under Mahmood Yakubu, the register was published online, with a mechanism for complaints and objections. Today, NOTHING! And somehow, the country has moved on like nothing happened. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE? Apart from @ARISEtv and @fijnigeria, where is the Nigerian media? Where are @YIAGA, @EUinNigeria @EU_SDGN , @NDI and the other civil society organisations? @NigeriaNDCHQ .@ADCNig ARE YOU PEOPLE SLEEPING? Are you actually preparing for this election? This is the voters’ register we are talking about. THE VERY FOUNDATION OF AN ELECTION! INEC has effectively said, “To hell with public scrutiny. Do your worst.” And our collective response is SILENCE. I am genuinely pained. We complain about electoral malpractice and compromised institutions, yet when it is time to demand accountability BEFORE an election, everybody suddenly goes quiet. Must we wait until votes are cast and results are disputed before we start shouting? Seriously, am I the only one who finds this silence deeply disturbing?
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