my views on things might be odd and usually after drink, slightly cynical at times!

Joined October 2013
Replying to @DCompanyBookie
Breaking news: salary man not at work on a Monday discovers the existence of shift work. More at 6pm.
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Reasons why you’re just a twitter tactico and Xabi Alonso is the manager
🚨 Xabi Alonso may have switched to a back 4, and Chelsea may have beaten Bournemouth and Everton whilst scoring 7 goals and securing their first Premier League clean sheet in 9 months in the process, but the system is still not good enough… The tactics remain average. THREAD!
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I bet when Volodymyr Zelenskyy leaves office, he’s somehow worth hundreds of millions of pounds. The corruption with that war will be off the scale. It was known as one of the most corrupt western country before this conflict… even The Guardian said this.
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It seems Trumps & Nigels puppets are now doing Putins work to!
I bet when Volodymyr Zelenskyy leaves office, he’s somehow worth hundreds of millions of pounds. The corruption with that war will be off the scale. It was known as one of the most corrupt western country before this conflict… even The Guardian said this.
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Man, I wish this guy was the coach of my club. Would have won it all. It all comes so easy for him. A true tactical genius.
🚨 Xabi Alonso may have switched to a back 4, and Chelsea may have beaten Bournemouth and Everton whilst scoring 7 goals and securing their first Premier League clean sheet in 9 months in the process, but the system is still not good enough… The tactics remain average. THREAD!
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Ha those were the days!
32 years ago today, White Ranger made his debut in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Tommy Oliver (played by the late Jason David Frank) returned as the White Ranger.
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Divorced guaranteed.
I guess I should feel a bit of sympathy for emi Martinez But I don’t Fuck him
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Thought it was only London they posted these silly nostalgic stuff.
Paris in the 1980s This is what they took from us
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i mean its not like the french have ever rioted before...
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I see the protests in France are trending. Since I just spent 10 days there during the heart of them, I figured I'd chime in with what's actually going on. The news and clickbait accounts on X will show you the outlier events: burning buildings, raging violence and everything that triggers you. I was in the heart of Aix en Provence during the biggest protest day and filmed the center where it was happening. (See below) This is right the University, across from the church, dead center of town. The students are dancing, singing, kicking soccer balls and have comically barricaded the entrance doors to force the school to close. I visited many cities in France during the protest period, and saw zero violence or malpractice of any kind. More broadly, I spent more than a month this year in France across 3 trips and 10+ cities, including Paris, Bordeaux, Aix en Provence, Nice, Antibes, Biarritz, and others, and it's incredibly safe, charming, peaceful and beautiful. Every city I visited is nicer than almost every American city, and there's zero comparison. So much that it wouldn't even be insulting to France to try, because nobody who has spent significant time in both countries would take this comparison seriously. I spoke with the students at length about their views. I also spoke with waiters, drivers, merchants, staff and whoever. They were all civil, well articulated and genuinely wanted to see change. We can disagree about their reasoning, logic or whatever, and it's true that France has fiscal problems, but to chalk up the France protests to raging extremist violence from "pick your favorite group to blame", is a laughable misrepresentation of what's actually going on. If you exclusively watch the news and believe the top 1% extreme situations, you have likely been psyoped.
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Taking pics of kids I see.
half the people at this beer hall are kids here for Homecoming dinner and all the boys have the exact same stupid haircut
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Im walking straight out
When people worry about British culture changing fast, I get what they mean now. 😂😂 The great British pub, you can’t beat it. 🍻
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And still the US tries to lecture the UK on gun laws etc...
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“Arrogant” Cole Palmer stops to take pictures, wonder if this will make the headlines as much as last week did?
Cole Palmer stopped for pictures with the Everton ball boys! 💙📸 #CFC
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CLEAN “fucking” SHEET KLAXON…
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Chelsea playing against 12. Again. 🤷‍♂️
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Elon Musk in 1940. “And so the slaughter continues. Time for Churchill to go”
And so the slaughter continues … Time for Zelensky to go
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Has he? He’s always been this level despite the hate memes and nonsense from people who only watch hate comps
Nicolas Jackson has come back to England a different player. He showed more than enough to suggest that he could work and be effective again under Unai Emery, but so far, he looks top-level and those rougher edges have been smoothed over. He's just held off two players and Villa Park rises to its feet. #AVFC
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The optimists are out in force concerning tommorows game I see!¤🙄
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