Journalist, formerly BBC News for many years, now writer/producer for hire. Chelsea fan, reluctant runner (see blog below), celebrity queue-er. Went viral once
London
Joined April 2009
- Tweets107K
- Following1.4K
- Followers6.6K
- Likes15.3K
@metrodle your map today was wrong. You circled Westminster - or actually Westminster Bridge Pier river stop - but you gave the answer as St James’s Park. Sloppy
Nice to see Chelsea Women reminding Spurs of exactly how far they’ll have to travel if they want to be considered top table #WSL
Robert Rea retweeted
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
LOL
Breaking News: President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter. nyti.ms/4yuECpZ
Occasionally Twitter/X defaults me to the “For You” timeline rather than “Following” and you get a random sample of what’s on offer in other parts of the platform. And you get to see things - such as that a sizeable part of right-wing America has actually gone certifiably insane
Police are currently sifting through a huge mound of evidence
A man dubbed “Fecalangelo” has been caught on camera dropping a hot one in front of his son at a Bunnings Warehouse in Coffs Harbour.
Staff said they’d expected the serial display-toilet pooper to strike after 27 other stores reported recent incidents, with Armidale, Ballina and Grafton all hit earlier this week by the same man.
Coffs staff had raised the display toilets off the ground as a proactive measure; unfazed, the man scaled the display and crimped one off in an unplumbed toilet.
An email from Bunnings has directed staff to cover every display bowl with Glad Wrap as a preventative measure.
So… if Man City are about to get a massive points deduction, that’s HUGE news for one London club.
Yes, I’m talking about Spurs. They won’t be bottom of the table any more. For a while anyway
Robert Rea retweeted
Sorry, but the British Dennis The Menace would batter the absolute shite out of the yank one
Very sad to hear this. Bonnie was always a popular interviewee on the News Channel, & one of our favourite regulars on the paper review. We had some fascinating chats discussing which stories to review and she was always charming & interesting - even when I didn’t agree with her!
U.S. writer Bonnie Greer dies aged 77, British media report reut.rs/4xvowMh reut.rs/4xvowMh
What a fucking piece of work this guy is. Why do you think you were left out, you gormless twat? bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
Hey, Chelsea Twitter - chill. He’s not coming here. “Monitoring” means “we’ve read about it this morning and now we’re pretending to the media that we’re across it so we can look cool and in control”.
Odd to see the words “crash” “Sterling” and “M3” in a single news report not accompanied by the phrase “from our economics correspondent”
BREAKING: Raheem Sterling pleads guilty to dangerous driving after M3 crash
itv.com/news/meridian/2026-0…
