husband and Podcast Partner of the lovely @lindsaymj44 cancer patient and father. #MDP

Waco, TX
Joined July 2017
This is the one where we announce that we are sooo on a break! Also one of the funniest dong conversations of all time. 🐔 join us to hear Perry laughing really hard at his own jokes and immaturity!! Love y’all. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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Today has been CRAZY. Nearly zero time to tweet. I hope everyone is doing well! My day is going great. Here’s a creepy pic of my kid. 20 weeks. Half way there!
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I hope cancer doesn’t kill me before @DisneyPixar Toy Story 4 comes out.
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Or the Avengers 4 Or Spider-Man 2 Really there is quite a few things I hope I get to live to see. Cancer sucks.
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Perry Johnson retweeted
If there's 1 thing I've learned, it's that U have to surround yourself w/ people who believe in U. People who'll call U on your BS but also recognize your effort & intentions. Surround yourself w/ people who make U want to be better because both U & they are worthy of your best.
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I put on Hook. The pirates chanting “Hook” scene with Smee carrying the hook on a pillow. Silence. 3 year old: “I don’t want to be a pirate. I’m an astronaut!” Me: “I didn’t say anything about you being a pirate.” 😶
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Casual Wear Werewolves listen to the Westworld and Red Dead Redemption soundtracks at work in preparation for Red Dead Redemption 2 this evening. #hype
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With a fairly unsurprising day 1 over, let’s continue the Disney Channel Original Movie tournament into the next set of votes. Updated bracket below and new polls in this thread!
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Perry Johnson retweeted
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I feel like the fun and enjoyment has really come through in the last couple of episodes. Jumping out and yelling, "booger dice" comes immediately to mind.
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Replying to @PerryJohnson77
It made $250 million at the box office! That ain’t no DCOM!
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Nothing makes me want to play DND more than @MurderDice Just good friends playing an amazing game. Damn it’s good. @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal @MurderDiceKyle love you guys.
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“The danger of the Norming Stage of Team Development is that members may be so focused on preventing conflicts that they are reluctant to share controversial ideas. Do not hesitate. The open flow of ideas is important for team growth. Stifling ideas can hurt team progression.”
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If you made a bird costume wouldn’t that be a Feathery rather than a Furry?
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Glad you’re getting chance to catch up my brother!
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Finally getting caught up with @MurderDice man I have missed you guys like crazy!! @MikeVorpal @MurderDiceKyle @MurderDiceBen
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Non spoiler review of The Haunting at Hill House: it’s good!
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Neat thing about having two Jim Henson Company puppeteers liking a tweet is that I’m so inspired by their studio that I’ve been working on a muppet style puppet of my own. Just very badly and amateurishly.
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