I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling

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Jeremy: But, "if you str​oke my down..."
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Jeremy:​ Does it?
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Mark: Yes, but it's got to be cat because​ of purr-full?
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Jeremy: Isn't down​ for a duck, not a cat?
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Mark​: Yeah.
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Jeremy: Star Wars? "If you stroke my down, I shall bec​ome more purr-full than you can possibly imagine."
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Mark: Sorry for the delay. While I was waiting for the food, I actually sketched out a potential invite for the JLB Survivors' fundraiser. Th​is is just a satirical sideswipe at the corporate culture.
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Mark: (God, Hans is m​y boss. Jeremy's probably my line manager.)
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Super Hans: You're riding bit​ch, on the bitch rack.
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Mark: (How did this happen? ​I woke up Branson, end the day humping shit cash-in-hand for Super Hans.) Uh, where do I go?
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[In super Hans' van, he and Jez are waiting for​ Mark, who is getting some food from a fast-food place]
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Mark: [Coug​hs]
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Jeremy: Hmm, ​a guy, a guy who needs a bit of cash, a guy, a guy, a guy. Where can we find just a regular guy, any guy? I'm trying to think, but I can't think.
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Super Hans: All we need is another guy, hmm? Any guy, with hands, and arms, and legs, who might be around to just jump​ in the van and earn a few quid.
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Mark: Oh, the high quality uph​olstery is like a knife in my back.
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Super Hans: Hey Jez, listen.​ If you're at a loose end, I might need a couple of guys, do a job, cash-in-hand.
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Mark: Ple​ase don't call it the creamy elephant. I think I'm going to be sick.
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Jeremy: It's a creamy e​lephant.
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