Jeremy: I did it for Father Christmas.

Super Hans: Happy Christmas, motherfucker!

Jeremy: It was a joke, Mark, I was joking. It was a Christmas joke.

Super Hans: Don't mind if I do! Mind out boys, Father Spliff-mas coming through.

Jeremy: That wasn't very Christmas-y.

Dan: Cauliflower is traditional!

Mark: You what? No Turkey?! You fucking idiot, Jeremy, you total fucking idiot! That was your job, you fucking moron! You cretin! You're a fuckhead! That's what you are, a fucking shithead!

Super Hans: Yeah, we're going to have parties in this place that go beyond fun and actually get really really nasty. So, when's the iron duke moving out?