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Dr. Sip & Melissa are profane pet professionals who will intersect real life controversial issues pet parents face with after-dark topics, like fish orgies.

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Joined March 2021
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Oh, Melissa. Oh no. What is HAPPENING in ChickenLand?
"Hey, I'm going to move to the woods and raise chickens to avoid all the wackadoo conspiracy theories and live in peace." Chicken Facebook Group today: "Biden is setting fire personally to barns to kill chickens so your egg prices go up."
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Big news! @muttstuff's other show, @BewilderBeasts, was invited to join the @PodFix network! Congrats M3! What are we doing? Well, Sip is still saving animals all over the Bay area, Melissa is getting Podfix famous & training dog trainers to do good things. Will we come back?
Not to brag, but something cool just happened to happen. Y'all are looking at the newest #Podfix show ;) BewilderBeasts was just invited to join a network, BABY! @Podfix xitter.cf/PodFix Questions? Here's a thread.
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We're just overwhelmed with real world stuff that became more real world stuff as the real world started opening doors and we had to, you know, go to work ...and stuff. But we love you and weirdly people keep sharing the show. New listeners all the time! Why? We have NO idea.
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But we appreciate it :) If we find ourselves locked back up in our homes for any reason, look for more eps of Pawsome. Until then, stay weird, stay curious, and respect those 'Possums. Or as we say - Stay Pawsome!
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Yay! Melissa's talking about Pony School again! I still absolutely love that this a real thing :)
Replying to @muttstuff
Now he's leaning in and going to the BANK, teaming up with Popeyes and going to my alma mater - one known for collegiate degrees in equine sciences (including instruction on how to artificially inseminate a horse) as a Div II offensive lineman.
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As one of us is a professional veterinarian, though not a wildlife vet, we cannot advise sticking your whole arm into the butt of a starfish. But we DO advise staying curious enough to ask these questions as adults. GO KIDS!
Replying to @BewilderedPod
Most of the girls in the vet section: YAY ----wait, your arm goes WHERE? For a SCHOOL GRADE? Nopenopenope. One kid: "I want to be a vet now more than ever. What other butts do you put your arm in? Starfish?" #ILoveKidsClasses
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Go home, Amazon. You're DRUNK!
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I don't know what is the worst thing about this - that it says "for hugging" when it apparently is for way more - or that this plush is for 14+. I'd argue 21+, surely.
Oh, I hope that the person reading the email slapped the email author across the face with a glove and said, "Do you accept this challenge?" Then, without any information on how audio works, said - "You have 24 hours."
Someone really just had the audacity to email GOA and say they had to stop listening to our podcast because of early episodes having variation is sound levels (fair) but said “I’m not a sound editor but it can’t be that hard” 🫠
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I genuinely don’t understand how white people have survived all this time. Don’t touch wild animals. We shouldn’t have to tell y’all this.
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Putting this here as I (Melissa) cannot put this in the BewilderBeasts feed because Sip always reminds me, "That's a kid's show". This, however, is not for children. allthatsinteresting.com/zaca…
its...... M L E M S D A Y 👅👅👅 quick post ur bleps!!!! ty for the mlems @bobbyswordfish @Pomatojuice @elodicolo @SaltyLemonBoy
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This is an excellent price. Would buy in bulk.
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The new face of anti-joy.
"If you were to see one of these mucus snot nuggets in their natural environment in the depths of the ocean they wouldn’t look like a racist uncle at thanksgiving who melted like a votive candle. They would instead look like a fish that has bones, structure, and maybe 'joy?'”
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We are in Edinburgh.....
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Yeah she did! WOOOOOOO!
YA GIRL JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO AMERICA’S ONLY WILDLIFE FORENSICS MASTERS PROGRAM 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Sip is already in the land of Scots. Melissa heads out tomorrow. Edinburg - HERE WE COME. (And yes, Melissa sacrificed carrying on all her pants so her microphone will fit. Good thing podcasting is an audio medium. May be recording from jail, depending on Scotland decency laws)
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