Ian Hislop, "Paula Vennells cried 4 times for herself.. It was a really disgraceful performance" #HIGNFY "She said things like: I didn't know they were prosecuting these people when I took over.. That isn't true, it's all lies" Ruth Davidson, "I also don't understand how you can take over an organisation where after a new computer system comes in 1 in 12 people had got their hands in the till" Richard Osman, "But you work for the Tory party" Ian Hislop, "If, what is happening is that the money you've claimed they have stolen is returned to the Post Office, and you take it out as a bonus, which they did, that's straight forward theft" Phil Wang, "What did Vennells admit was a personal failure?" Ian Hislop, "She said he was too trusting.. That's the Prince Andrew defence.. I was too noble" Richard Osman, "I can't sweat" Paul Merton, "I use all my inner water for tears.. And her tears reached No 10 Downing Street"

Man in blue, "Thames Water on the verge of going bust.. The water industry is the perfect business model.. Their market is every home, every business.. Their customers are forced to use their company.. There's zero competition.. They're selling a product made up of 70% of the earth's surface.. If you cannot get that right, you should not be running a business" #BBCQT

Wes Streeting, "I don't think we have a sick note culture and a lazy workforce. I think we have a sickness problem and a lazy government" #BBCQT "Only this Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, sat in No 10, looking at NHS waiting lists, just south of 8 million, looking at mental health waiting lists that see 40,000 children waiting two years for treatment, and thinks what we really need to do is sort out the bit of the system that gives them that gives them sick notes, rather than sort out the bit of the system that keeps them waiting so long for treatment and care" "And of course GPs are having a real problem with their work load.. If we want to sort this problem out.. Let's deliver more appointments.. Mental health hubs.. Let's double the number of scanner and diagnose earlier.. If we can get people treated and back on their feet we can get them back to work" "Rishi Sunak has not got the first clue, what it is like, to lay awake at night worrying about whether you can pay your rent, your mortgage, whether your home is going to be repossessed, whether you're going to be evicted, whether your kids are going to self harm, he hasn't got the first clue"